Tight Mini Skirt
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for
a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to
allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick
smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would
give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and
for the second time attempted the step. Once again, and much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable
to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed
her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,
"How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my
fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends!"

Hah. Funny. Kinda.

lol i think thats funny puahah wouldnt she notice her skirt wasnt getting any looser? lol

I wasn't expecting that outcome. haha.

lol funny...you give the best jokes

Oi... that's what you get.

aww. cute =]

LMAO. omgahh haha. nice one ( :

lols. that made me laugh.. haha.

lmao. thats great.

hahah that was funny.

woah! hahaha!

hahahahhaha! that was fun....

lol. I love how its a texan just randomly. I guess cuz we're so damn nice. lol anyway thats a cute joke. I'm stealing it.

haha very nice

lol.. funny.

ahah that gurl is so retarded... XD

hahaha what a loser

That was funky.

AHAAHAHA WOW

Hahah I too was surprised with the outcome! lol. What a silly little joke. lol I laughed out loud. :P I've never heard this one before.

oh wow-that was....lol

hahaha who mistakes their skirt for a zipper?

crazy girl. haha

haha but i think i've herd this before

haha i thought her skirt would fall off or somehting.. ahha good joke =) thanks

ROFL ~~!

*Breaths in* Yeap ah, it's just our Texan Hotness.

lolz that was funny

Ahahaha. I actually laughed out loud. I can just invision it. That's hilarious.

rofl. That wasn't too bad of a joke

why would there be a zipper in the back of her skirt? o0

how does that happen .... ITS IMPOSSIBLE GOSH IT WOULD NEVER HAPPNE LIKE FORNEVER EVER she would feel it gosh. or he would say somrthing BAD JOKE!! BAJDDDD JOKEE

I love how the woman's skirt is incredibly tight yet she is utterly shocked when someone (in this case, she thinks he did) tries to take advantage of her.

Also, I love how realistic it is.

You've got to learn to face the consequences, women.

And Danny (person above me), please do shut the f**k up. Thanks.

aahah

lol what a dumb girl

lol that`s pretty stupid of her

lol

haha thats cute, i like that.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

that lady got schooled.

I lessthenthree your joke.

I got that in an email like a forever ago...


It still think it's funny cause I almost did something like that when I was asleep on an airplane and I thought I was using a blanket but it was this guys Jacket and then I kept thinking it was slipping off but he was trying to take it back...

lol, that was stupid.

same here. supsenseful joke. love it =D

haha. could've been better.

hahaha funny

Hahah, that was funny. I like that one.