Obsessions
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, d**k, we're leaving."

LOL. That's pretty good.

thats not even funny

ehhh id sey like 4 out of 10??

LOL well I thought it was funny!

lol

i get it itz just not funny

Lol. Haha.. boy, that mom.

Naughty mother. This didn't make me laugh but it made me smile.

that's a bad mother. i'm glad my mother never named me anything naughty.

lols, its okay, but it put a smile on my face =)

LoL. i don't think a mother would ever name her child *that*

hahaha. its kinda stupid though

nyahhahha! twas fun!

lol at first i didn't get it but then i got it lol

lol nice one

that ws funny.

.......Not very funny

It wasn't very funny...sorry.

so, uh... is her obsession over dicks?

that was hilarious.....

nice one!

lmao.....i would never name my kid that

That was hilarious I don't know why everyone is saying it wasn't funny.. lmao Maybe they didn't get it.

It didnt make laugh that much but it was kinda funny

i cracked up on that one

LOL! that was good.

poor child...

so the fourth mom has a obbsession with dicks?

Haha, how funny. I sympathize with the fourth mom if everyone heard.

i have a feeling her next kids name is gunna be wang....get it pa rapump!
ok i know lame

Haha. Naughty mommy.

HAHA ! d**k !! LMAO. she is obessed w/ d**k.

Lol... So many names; it's confusing. But it's pretty funny.