A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.

He goes to a gun shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.

The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."

The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.

"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.

"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house," the man replies.

The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house.

Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's d**k off."

The man takes another look through the scope, and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"

lmao. hahaha, sucks to be the clerk. nice joke.

heehee...

the guy got a deal though.

hahaha poor clerk .. how embarrasing for the clerk .. but hilarious

lol...that must suck

hahahaha.
i would hate to be the clerk.. xD

Lmao, nice.

lmao ;D freaky deaky.

oooOOohhh.....

HAHA NIOCE!

aww poor clerk! lol kill two birds with one stone....nice!

ahahahahahahahah nice one!

lmao! that made me laugh

The man takes another look through the scope, and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"

I dun get that part....

How sad, his wife is cheating on him ?

haha... poor guy getting his d**k sucked... he has to live without a penis.

lol that was funny

hahahah. thats funny

:( poor clerk!!!
good one

FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!

LMAO! Poor clerk

poor lil' clerk..

haha ew

hahahhaha

He can kill it in two shots.... hmmmm

The wife is giving the other guy head. Duh.

one shot....what was the position? lol

haha. wow..thats awesome.

haha it took me awhile to get it

Ahh, I see. Haha, that was nice. ^.^

Haha that's nasty... I had to re-read it to get the end. Now I feel stupid.

ROFL. Poor clerk. XD

That sucks.

Yeah, Literally and Figuratively.