I need some help with my speech that I'm going to have in communication application, my elecctive, and I have to tell them how I planned out my life, like who I marry and if I don't get married. My college and high school and what my job is. And finally how I die.

I want to die funny, but not weird like one of my friends she's going to die by wrestling a squirelle ( spell that right?). My other friend is going to die when he's 80 and he was drag racing and he was drunk got caught by a police officer and the police officer shot him because he shot his dog. Interesting huh? Well me I can't think of anything so I'm asking for your help. Please?

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haha. your friend is funny. dies when wrestling iwth a squerril. well i owuldn't know what to write cause you probably have harder classes then me adn i'm not doing all teh great in my recent classes

Thanks for moving the topic

Was the sarcasm? As I was reading, it sounded like it.
You spell squirelle as squirrel. <-- I'm not sure, but i'm 99% sure. I had a spelling test and got 100 on this.

Uh. Say that you died while you were laughing. You literally laughed yourself to death.
I don't think that's funny.. but it was the only thing I could think of.

Hahahhaha^^ lol I wasn't being sarcastic but, laughing myself to death.. gosh Kurby, my friend, already took that.

Darn!

You died of boredom.
How original is that?

omg that's awesome!! lol whoa so simple how could i not think of that THANKS SPIRITEDFREAK you rock!! still some more ideas might help...

hmm...you died from....parachuting and ur parachute didnt pop open?? haha I dunno....I'll try 2 think of more.

whoa my teacher listed that one and everybodys going to think I lack brain if i use that.. lol, I thought of one I died from listening to music so loudly that my ears busted and started to bleed...?? Weird huh.. I'm not going to use that idea, so gay.

You should create some elaborate plot where the government ends up assassinating you because you know too much.

i think squirrel is spelled squirrel

Thats AWESOME Kathleen!! I was also thinking about dying from Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. but, your idea's much better!! lol I'm still thinking of some this one guy is going to die from spontineous combustion ( NO CLUE HOW U SPELL THAT.. lol )