A group of Asian women were visiting a village located in South Africa. They came across a booth selling human breast. One of the Asian lady asked the butcher, "Why are you selling women's breast?" The butcher replied, "In Ouagadougou, we have found that consuming women's breast can increase men's sex drive, and enlarge the size of their penis."
Hearing about the "enlarging the penis" the Asian woman was determined to buy some for her husband. She quickly asks the butcher for the price of the breast. "Well," says the butcher, "It depends on what kind of breast you want. We have black breast, white breast, and Asian breast."
"Give me the price of each!", said the Asian lady impatiently. "The black breasts are $200 a pound," the butcher says. "White breasts are $300 a pound, and the Asian breasts are $400 a pound."
The Asian women were glad to hear that Asian breasts were the most expensive in the breast booth. "Hey, not bad! Asian breasts are worth more!", said one of the Asian ladies.
"No no no, you don't understand," the butcher explains, "you don't know how many Asian women we have to kill to get one pound of breast!"
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hahaha thats funny..go south africa hehe =P
LOL!
ahaha how nice.
i found that a little offensive but that was funny
lmao.
lol. ouch xP
Funny, but too true. 
Haha that made my day. 
Haha. 
That's hilarious.
That's hilarious.
aw L O L !
oh well, white girls are second..all good :)
haha that was funny..
haha that was funny..
Oh. I like asian breats, by the way. Just found the joke funny.
hahahaha....
*looks down*
:cries:
*looks down*
:cries:
a little offensive...but was funny...cuz it's true...wait...now it's just sad...
hahahaha lol that was funny
ROFL.
Funny and true..for some asians.
Funny and true..for some asians.
XD Haha! So True (normally)
(btw tainted_angel, nice ava/sig combo ^_^)
(btw tainted_angel, nice ava/sig combo ^_^)
QUOTE(tainted_angel @ Jan 9 2005, 5:32 PM)
ROFL.
Funny and true..for some asians.
Funny and true..for some asians.
"Some"!?!?
QUOTE(krnxswat @ Jan 8 2005, 4:34 PM)
A group of Asian women were visiting a village located in South Africa. They came across a booth selling human breast. One of the Asian lady asked the butcher, "Why are you selling women's breast?" The butcher replied, "In Ouagadougou, we have found that consuming women's breast can increase men's sex drive, and enlarge the size of their penis."
Hearing about the "enlarging the penis" the Asian woman was determined to buy some for her husband. She quickly asks the butcher for the price of the breast. "Well," says the butcher, "It depends on what kind of breast you want. We have black breast, white breast, and Asian breast."
"Give me the price of each!", said the Asian lady impatiently. "The black breasts are $200 a pound," the butcher says. "White breasts are $300 a pound, and the Asian breasts are $400 a pound."
The Asian women were glad to hear that Asian breasts were the most expensive in the breast booth. "Hey, not bad! Asian breasts are worth more!", said one of the Asian ladies.
"No no no, you don't understand," the butcher explains, "you don't know how many Asian women we have to kill to get one pound of breast!"
Hearing about the "enlarging the penis" the Asian woman was determined to buy some for her husband. She quickly asks the butcher for the price of the breast. "Well," says the butcher, "It depends on what kind of breast you want. We have black breast, white breast, and Asian breast."
"Give me the price of each!", said the Asian lady impatiently. "The black breasts are $200 a pound," the butcher says. "White breasts are $300 a pound, and the Asian breasts are $400 a pound."
The Asian women were glad to hear that Asian breasts were the most expensive in the breast booth. "Hey, not bad! Asian breasts are worth more!", said one of the Asian ladies.
"No no no, you don't understand," the butcher explains, "you don't know how many Asian women we have to kill to get one pound of breast!"
thats soo mean!!!
yet funny...
HAHA mean yet funny
that's sad 
QUOTE(krnxswat @ Jan 10 2005, 9:04 AM)
"Some"!?!?
someone is intrigued...
OMFG! That's hilarious! Ouch...now my sides hurt...
hahahaaha but sad in a way
lmao
funny but sorta offensive
Aw, mean, but funny.
hahhaah im so offended but so true so true haha
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!! wow thats sad
lol pretty fun....
<---- is asian and likes asian breasts
<---- is asian and likes asian breasts
lol.. wow thatsz hilariousz. buh also a lito eh..
lmfao!
LMAO!!
haha. caught me surprised. =)
=( that'sz offensive -___- i mean i dunt think all asiansz are flat chested o.O
LOL thats funny but wrong. ^ and yes not all are flat chested. i have many asian girl who are friends and some of them are like whoa. guess it all depends on the genes
*gasp* well... that was sad.
LMAO! hahaha! that was mean, but totally funny at the same time
lmao its mean but its hillarous
lol... though not all asian girls of small breasts...
loll!
Lol! Funny stuff.
oh man thats funny lol weeee
Why are so many racist posts on this board? 
thats sad, offensive, n racist. but it is so true. but its not funny that that so many asian woman die just so pple can get their breast. thats just sad...but its still very funny. lol!
why breasts? haha
haha how funny
ROFL.
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