A guy comes home from the bar one night around 3 in the

morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed.

He's laying in bed for a few minutes and cuts a fart.

His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?"

He replies, "Touchdown, I am winning 7 nothing."

She thinks to herself "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose.

He yells at her, "What was that?"

She replies, "Touchdown, tie score."

Now he thinks, "I'm gonna fix her." He's lying there for about 10

minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he shits in the

bed.

The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"

He replied, "Half time, switch sides,"

HAHAHA

lol, isn't this the 5th joke in a row in the humor section.

hahaha! ewww....

rofl.

lol. pretty disgusting, tho.

roflmfaooo hahah hilarious

hahaha, that's very hilarouis. i love the shit story =]

EWWW.. so nasty, yet soo funny!

haha...so funny

OMG i am cracking up...

i don't get it

hahahah kinda gross

very owned haha

eww thats nasty. LMAO

hahahah that one made me laugh out loud

pretty disgutsing but lmao =P

my secong time reading, but it's still funny.

hahahahahhahh...that's sick

sick ..yet funny :P lmao

lmao very funny

HAHAHAHA

ewww that was kinda disgusting.