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starfaerie06

Jan 5 2005, 02:59 PM

There was once a man named Bob who hired a Japanese prostitute one night. He rented a hotel room and then they started having sex. A few minutes later the girl starts saying "fasta hadda... fasta hadda" So Bob starts going faster and harder. Then a few minutes later the girl starts saying "fasta hadda" a little louder this time. So a little confused Bob starts going faster and harder. Then the girl starts screaming... Bob finished up and left.

The next day Bob goes to play golf with one of his Japanese friends. The guy hits the ball and says "Damn it... fasta hadda." The Bob asks "What does 'fasta hadda' mean in Japanese?" The guy turns to him and says "wrong hole."

iheartjohn

Jan 5 2005, 03:19 PM

Ouch.

Mireh

Jan 5 2005, 03:43 PM

wow...

heyisti

Jan 5 2005, 04:13 PM

heheh that funny...japanese girl her asss much be very lose

SystemDamaged

Jan 5 2005, 04:43 PM

Oooh sick...but funny

karrar

Jan 5 2005, 05:08 PM

hehe she's not gonna crap right for a month

heyyfrankie

Jan 5 2005, 05:40 PM

ooooooo

D4rkf4m3

Jan 5 2005, 06:36 PM

lol....

wind&fire

Jan 5 2005, 08:01 PM

ewwwwwww....

xbr0kensmil3

Jan 5 2005, 08:46 PM

lmfao

runforfun529

Jan 5 2005, 11:09 PM

owww!

Skyline Drive

Jan 5 2005, 11:12 PM

hahaha oh my.. that is rather gross.

wonmin

Jan 5 2005, 11:15 PM

maybe it was meant for the "fasta hadda"

xTINAA

Jan 6 2005, 12:25 AM

^ hahaha

lovescream

Jan 6 2005, 09:04 PM

o.O Boy. If a guy f**ked me that hard, in the vagina, i'd be somewhat happy.

pAtRiCk_sTar

Jan 6 2005, 11:42 PM

lol EW. That erm, must've, erm, hurt

the_crox

Jan 7 2005, 01:59 AM

hahahahaha!

JoeLII

Jan 7 2005, 10:15 AM

omg...fasta hadda...

sunissed14127

Jan 8 2005, 12:00 AM

lol owww

Euphoria Rose

Jan 8 2005, 12:48 AM

Fasta Hadda....wow.

That must have been painful.

burnoveride

Jan 8 2005, 04:13 AM

QUOTE(karrar @ Jan 5 2005, 5:08 PM)

hehe she's not gonna crap right for a month

o trust me that wont be a problem,lmao...

LiLaZnGirL122

Jan 8 2005, 04:45 AM

HAHAHAHHA OWWWWW W LMAO!!!

starfaerie06

Jan 8 2005, 12:33 PM

QUOTE(JoeLII @ Jan 7 2005, 10:15 AM)

omg...fasta hadda...

ya. my friend that told me that joke keeps coming up to me and whispering "fasta hadda" in my ear and we both crack up.

SandRAWRz

Jan 8 2005, 04:04 PM

N1Pp0N_pRyD3

Jan 8 2005, 04:11 PM

T_T

IamRad

Jan 8 2005, 04:41 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

weirdness

Jan 9 2005, 08:21 PM

owwie.

vanish

Jan 9 2005, 08:26 PM

Well I've heard some people like that kind of stuff.............

miss barnes

Jan 9 2005, 08:38 PM

oh damn..her hole is probably lose as hell

AznKutie

Jan 10 2005, 12:38 AM

Haha.

lilxroxy

Jan 10 2005, 06:51 AM

oh em gee O_O

freeflow

Jan 10 2005, 02:48 PM

hahahahahha
ouch

pinayprincess

Jan 10 2005, 07:57 PM

eewwwwww

chantel314

Jan 15 2005, 05:45 AM

Rofl!

iiiiiiiYON

Jan 17 2005, 02:25 AM

HiLARiOUS... HEHEHE

KELLYYY

Jan 17 2005, 05:01 PM

QUOTE(SystemDamaged @ Jan 5 2005, 4:43 PM)

Oooh sick...but funny

I agree.

sheepy

Jan 17 2005, 05:08 PM

ahahahaha okay ..

rockstah_14

Apr 22 2005, 01:52 AM

nyahahahhahahha!

basick

Apr 23 2005, 01:06 AM

does that realyl mean wrong hole?

lol...

xquizit

Apr 23 2005, 01:10 AM

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! Good one.

toodlepops.

Apr 23 2005, 04:11 AM

Ahax3.
Poor prostitute

jambaJUICE

Apr 23 2005, 04:38 AM

awww hahahah

loljuliana

Apr 23 2005, 08:36 AM

poor girl >_<

xXYouMeBedNowXx

Apr 23 2005, 11:37 PM

Oh. *SOB*

aZNbLUMUNKEEbUTT

Apr 23 2005, 11:40 PM

ewwwwww

shnuzzles

Jun 1 2005, 09:20 PM

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

sweet_devil

Jun 2 2005, 06:02 AM

QUOTE(Frankie @ Jan 6 2005, 6:40 AM)

ooooooo

yeah...

helenababe888

Jun 2 2005, 06:27 AM

lube me up baby and smack my bitch up...luv it <3 ;)

kill me please

Jun 2 2005, 10:46 AM

wow. that would hurt. lmao

surfhottieoffcoast

Jun 2 2005, 01:18 PM

ooooooooooooooooooh! man!

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