George W. Bush was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word "tragedy." So, George W. asked the class for an example of a tragedy.

One boy stood up and said, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."

A girl raised her hand and said, "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone on board, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," the President said. "That's what we would call a Great Loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. President Bush searched the room and asked, "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, way in the back of the room, Johnny raised his hand, and in a quiet voice, he said, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. and Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, THAT would be a tragedy."

"That's right! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" asked the President.

"Well," Johnny said, "because it wouldn't be an accident and it sure as hell wouldn't be a Great Loss..."

ha ha ha ha

LOL.

I didn't see that coming...

haha i get it, lots of ppl want to kill bush and lots of ppl doesnt care at all

lmao. nice one, die bush die haha

what she said

that made me smile

Hahahaha, I wonder what Bush woulda said in reply of that!

haha nice

LMFAO!

Clever, but I don't agree with it.

lolz, smart boy there =)

LMAO!!, haha little kids crack me up. XD

ahha, i heard this one from my friend who dislike bush. i dont like him that much either.

lmao. that was a good one...

"It's funny because it's true..."--Karen Walker from Will & Grace.

ROFLMA haha good one...

that was funny.