Full Version: come clean
"I am watching confessions on this website instead of studying for my finals"
I sometimes find myself staring at my english teacher's butt.
LMAO.
LMAO.
"I spied on two people having sex"
I pick my nose then wipe it on my desk.
I want to be a woman.
-- I'm almost am one.
-- I'm almost am one.
i collect used tissues
eww that's so gross
eww that's so gross
"I take it all back, I don't want to break up"
"i bought too many shoes"
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i am totally in love with a guy who never looked at me
"i didn't feed my guinea pig for 3 weeks and it took me month to realize that it was dead"
that's so sad!
that's so sad!
"My favorite type of sex is one my wife dislikes"
why do I get all the sex ones
why do I get all the sex ones
i dance around my living room in bottomless chaps when i'm alone
i ate the last truffle
I sneezed on your burger.
"I spit on an old lady"
i make those ads that claim to give people free ipods but i dont
"I punched a goat, and liked it"
"I had a threesome with my best friend, and when I farted, I blamed it on him"
"I have two dads"
"I touched the subway turnstyle"
"I am 25 and I poop my pants" <---- HAHA
i love someone other than my spouse..
"I fart alot"
.... I think I went to the site a second too late...
.... I think I went to the site a second too late...
i did it on the kitchen table
"i blew my nose on a towel" wth
lmao "i made weed brownies and gave them to the mailman"
i farted on my sister's lipstick
I can't stand choral music of any kind
I'm having an affair
I let my dog put his tongue in my mouth. 
i just slept with Rahul's dog 
cheated on girlfriend with her younger sister
QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Jan 16 2005, 1:24 AM)
i just slept with Rahul's dog
rofl....
(im too lazy to get a confession... i have dial up and im too damn lazy to wait)
i hardly ever wear a bra..
i have been seeing 2 women at the same time for 3 years
"I sucked my friends toes while he was asleep"
.....O_O;
.....O_O;
"I stole someone's soap from their garage before".
I think dwarves (little people) are very hot and sexy.
i farted in a meeting
i love techo remixs of madonas songs
"i once took a quarter off a sidewalk" ...
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i like olives and mushrooms
"I find my stalkers as fascinating as she finds me"
o_0..
o_0..
"I touched myself while looking at other people's photos".
"i clogged the bathroom toilet and blamed my coworker"
wow wut a loser.
wow wut a loser.
"I've been wearing the same dirty underwear for over a month"
^wow.. that's nasty^
"i watch full house... religiously"
"i watch full house... religiously"
I cant stop smoking.
How true. :/
How true. :/
"i stole candy from my gym teacher"
i had sex in my mother's bed
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