A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"
The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, I was driving, and then all of a sudden, there was a tree in front of me!! So I swerved to the left, and there was another tree!! So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree!! And it just kept happening!! I couldnt get away from the trees!"
The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"