Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama's so hairy, if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet.
Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top.
Yo mama' so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers.
Yo mama's so hairy, when she went to Remington and said "Shave this!" the salesman died laughing.
Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
Yo mama's so hairy, Jane Goodall follows her around.
Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
Yo mama's so hairy, when I took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage.
Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.
Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.
Yo mama's so hairy, people run up to her and say "Chewie, can I get your autograph?"
Yo mama's so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars.
Yo mama's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.
Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
Yo mama's so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her back.
Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.
Yo mama's so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair
Club for Men.
Yo mama's so hairy, she spread her legs and said, "We're going to Bush Gardens."
Yo mama's chest hair is so long, its growing all the way down to her d**k.
Yo mama's so hairy, she shaved her ass and she disappeared.
