A blonde decides to try horseback riding. She mounts the horse unassisted and the
horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and
rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
She grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides
down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse continues to gallop along
Finally, giving up her grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and escape to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot got caught in the stirrup and she is
now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck
against the ground again and again. she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when...the Wal-Mart manager runs out and shuts the horse off.