Little Johnny ran into his mom's room, crying his eyes out and shaking with fright.
"Mommy! Mommy!" he shouted.
"What's wrong, Johnny? What's wrong?" she asked.
"There's a ghost in the bathroom!" he replied.
"What do you mean?" his mother questioned.
"Well... I really had to go when I woke up. So I went to the bathroom and the lights turned on by itself. I was a little spooked so I peed real quick. It started getting really cold, so I finished up and ran here to tell you!" he said.
After a moment, Little Johnny's mother shrieked with rage and spanked him.
"You've been peeing in the refrigrator again!"
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I was at the airport when I saw my good friend Suzie leaving the departure area. I thought she looked a little peculiar because she was moving her mouth as if she was talking and carrying very big suitcases.
"Hey, Susie! What are you doing?" I asked.
"Oh," she said, looking up at me. "I'm talking to my mother."
"I don't see a phone," I said.
"It's a new type. Very small and compact. They put it on your back tooth so you can have a handy phone where ever you go!"
"Wow! I want one! It's so cool."
"I'm sorry. There's only 3 in the world and I have the last one," she responded. Seeing my dejected face, she offered to give it to me. I immediately wrote a check for it and was putting it on my back tooth when I turned to leave. However, she called me back.
"What's wrong? You have second thoughts?" I asked.
She shook her head. "No, you forgot the batteries!" she said, holding up her suitcases.
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not really that funny but they're cute.