I saw this on a website today:

[NOTE: you have to read the answer w/ a filipino accent or it won't be funny]

How many bears were in a car with Goldilocks?


Four -- the momma bear, the poppa bear, the baby bear and the dri-bear (driver).

haha, even though it's corny it got me cracking up , oh yeah it might be not that funny to those of you that were born/raised in the filipines i guess cuz (well maybe you can) you dont' really hear the difference between a flip accent and a american accent lol no offence though

lol dat's funny to me. yes i'm flip. from the Philippines

lol, how cheesy.

yeah it's cheesy, but for some odd reason i find it hilariously funny

it wasn't that funny.... but hey, i'm flip.

You don't have to be Filipino to get this...On the account of you explained the whole joke to us....And you were right. It is corny.

hahaha thats a good one

i dont get it >_< and i duno how to do a philipino acent haha

Oh I guess if you could do a filipino accent you'd get it, but then again i find it sooo funny because my mom is filipino and my dad is american so i alway smake fun of my mom's accent so i guses that's basically one of the reasons i laugh so hard.. like the other day my mom said "want rice more?" instead of "want more rice".. would those of you who get it and are filipino agreE?

I got it and I did it in a spanish accent ;] and it had the same effect.

Drop it like its hawttttttttt

we are known for corniest jokes ever!!!!

..... joke joke joke..

tayoy mag ocho ocho??

ok.... -___-

lol amusing. i love the filipino accent.


if anyone has heard of rex navarette, or you haven't, you gotta hear some stuff from him. he's the funniest guy ever - filipino comedian

i got it even though im mexican so ha i won

nope never heard of him