Tickle Me Elmo

A women desperately looking for work goes into Erwin. The personal manager goes over her resume and explains to her that he regrets he has nothing worthy of her. The woman answers that she really needs work and will take almost anything. The personal manager hums and haws and finally says he does have a low skill job on the "Tickle Me Elmo" line and nothing else. The woman happily excepts. He takes her down to the line and explains her duties and that she should be in for 8:00 AM the next day.

The next day at 8:45 there's a knock at the personal manager's door. The "Tickle Me Elmo" line manager comes in and starts ranting about the woman he just hired. After screaming for 15 minutes about how badly backed up the assembly line is the personal manager suggested he show him the problem.

Together they head down to the line and sure enough Elmos are backed up from here to kingdom come. Right at the end of the line is the woman just hired, she has pulled over a roll of the material used for the Elmos and has a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric and takes 2 marbles and starts sewing them between Elmo's legs.

The personal managers starts to kill himself laughing and finally after 20 minutes of rolling around he pulls himself together and walks over to the new employee and says, "I'm sorry. I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. What I wanted you to do was give Elmo two test tickles."

lol....the last part was funny, but i didnt get the part about what she thought the personal manager meant lol....im kinda slow.

just...how slow are u ppl in the humor section? god...

two test tickles....

two testicles

LOL

LOL..it took me a few more seconds to get it..but that's pretty good!

clever.. took me a few secs to put it all together also

Does elmo really deserve that >.<

rofl thats a good one

uhh OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I GET IT HAHAH ELMO...

Oh my, I wonder if any Elmo's have already been shipped with their two testicles haha

i don't really get it.... *sigh* i am so slow sometimes.

ROFL i had to re-read it lol

lmfao. I get it. testicles :O. Hoho.

Hahaha. Marbles. :*

I hate tickle me elmos. o.o

hahahahah that's a good one =)

that's funnyyy