>-----Original Message-----
>From: *a girls first time*
>
> (Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)
>
>
>
> It's your first time. As you lie back your
>
> muscles tighten. You put him
>
> off for a while searching for an excuse, but he
>
> ;refuses to be swayed as he
>
> approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you
>
> shake your head bravely.
>
> He has had more experience, but it's the first
>
> time his finger has found
>
> the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;
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> your body tenses; but
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> he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks
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> deeply within your eyes
>
> and tells you to trust him - he's done this many
>
> times before. His cool
>
> smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him
>
> ;more room for an easy
>
> entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
>
> but he slowly takes his
>
> time, wanting to cause you as little pain as
>
> possible. As he presses
>
> ;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give
>
> way; pain surges throughout
>
> your body and you feel the slight trickle of
>
> blood as he continues. He
>
> looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too
>
> painful.Your eyes are
>
> filled with tears but you shake your head and nod
>
> for him to go on. He
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> begins going in and out with skill but you are
>
> now too numb to feel him
>
> within you. After a few moments, you feel
>
> something bursting within you and
>
> he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to
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> have it over. He looks
>
> at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a
>
> chuckle; that you have been
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> his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
>
> You smile and thank your
>
> dentist. After all,it was your first time to have
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> a tooth pulled.
>
> Naughty, Naughty!
>
> What were you thinkin' ?
>
> PERVERT
>
> I know what you were thinking!
>
> YOU MUST SEND THIS THIS TO 10 PEOPLE AND
>
> YOUR DEEPEST DESIRES WILL COME TRUE, BUT
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> IF YOU DONT----------- YOU WILL LOSE SOMEONE YOU
>
> LOVE DEEPLY
>
>
>

lol u guys don't have to do the chain letter..but u gotta admit that was funnny!

old

i heard that one like.. 4 years ago

Yeah, I've heard basically all of these things before..

Okay, I'm a pervert, but it's still funny.

ok well i barely heard of it rite now ok...gosh i thought it would be funny so i shared it on here...

Yeah, like others said, that pretty old.

lol first time hearing it :]

Eh. I heard this a long time ago.

yeah i heard this a long time ago...there's another one where it ends up being your first time milking a cow or something...

..should be in humor forum, yeah?

Lol thats funny. Haha.

Wow my boyfriend was getting really perverted right know but after he figured out the tooth thing he was cracking up sooo hard.

That was old.

haha i heard something like that b4.. but it was a diff story.. i cant remember which one tho.


<3

Wow, I guess I'm a pervert... I've probably gotten this before but I just delete my chain letters..

LOL im a pervert >____<


i've heard that somewhere, but i forgot what was the person doing. =T

same here. i heard this when i was back in 7th grade, and i'm a senior now, so that's a long time ago.

i never heard that before. wow that stuff got me horny. but im ok now. lol

The one I read was a chain letter and typed in COLOR lol. I got this chain letter last year. Hey, next time when you copy and paste a chain letter, at least remove the "send this to 10 people or your love life will be ruined forever!!!" stuff

Yes, Anna, this should be moved to Humor..

MOVED TO INTERESTS > HUMOR

I found that to be funny. xD

I've read it before, but it's still funny =)

hahahahahahaha

dif. old

i've heard of these kinda stuff before but the still make me think of... things i shudnt b thinking about :P

i thought she was getting blood drawn!

this is suppose to be one of those chain letters?

i've heard the ending to this story before but not the beginning.

man haha.. I was definately about to be like hmmm this is going way into to detaill.

i got that in an email from my friend a while back... like a couple yrs ago.

i feel so stupid thinking of what it was.

LMAO.

LOLL xD

i haven't heard this one before, lol i feel ashameddd ><

I remember this.

thats like really old