i hope this hasn't been posted:
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Full Version: Female Comebacks
I've heard these before.
lol.
she dont like him.
she dont like him.
Heh, I've seen these before, yet it's still amusing.
hahah yes i've seen those before but funny
haha i have seen some from the archie&the gangs comic book haha those are one good laughs i'll never forget... LOL
i've seen some of those before. kinda funny
lol ha. 
haha..never seen these before..it's funny
lol...i might use these one day....
lol those are good but didnt impress me that much
haha
ahah that was so funny
LOL aww thats hilarious!
they r so lame plus no guy will say like wuts ur ign and grr they r stupid and not even funny
This has already been posted more than five times. Look before you post, don't hope. 
head em b4
hahah i like the first one and the last one ;)
lol. i've heard these before. buh they're still sortah funnie. x]
lol. i wouldn't be able to come up with those off the top of my head
LMAO!!H!Hs]gdsd\gKSODGPJIO
hhahah. made me laugh
hhahah. made me laugh
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