you married a king from far far away and left the castle to go to his kingdom being so nice to let me have the throne



QUEEN!<3

u got taken away to prison cuz they found out that u were selling drugs to elementary kids


QUEEN

you were arrested b/c the authorities found you in an adult theater playing with yoursef. You and pee wee herman became great buddies.


Once again, QUEEN!

you got a heart attack during some scary movie while you were watchin it in the dark by yourself.




i am queen

I found the emperium silver crystal and banished you back into the negaworld along with everyone else that is evil. I married a handsome prince and was a princess myself 1000 years ago until that b!tch, Beryl, attacked my planet. My mother sent me and the rest of my people to earth where I fought many evils. Eventually, I will have a daughter with pink hair. Don't ask why. It's just pink.

I'm queen.

you hated being queen so u quit

NOW I'M QUEEN

you choked on a blade of grass. now I'm Queen Bev!!! Bow down to my queenly queenliness!!!

you retired cuz u were old

now i'm queen

I sent my flying monkey servants to rip out your hair. You had to go shopping for a wig. Now I'm QUEEN!

You found being queen too hard of a job, so you quit and let me be queen! Now I'm queen! Tata for now!

<33 Queen Jackie I

I Kicked You. & I Kicked You Hard. Then I Kicked Your Dog.

Queen.

You were caught making love to a sheep. Sicko. So we drilled a hole in your eyeball. And you bled too much. Dead.

I'm queen now.

=O, you were caught with the neighbor's horse, and you're humping chiwawa. NAUGHTY GIRL. have fun in the cellar, they'll chain you up tight ;). SICK FREAK.

Queen.

you went to go buy some ugly ice creams

king ding

hey basick, they're having a sale at walmart!

NO I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!! MWAHAHAH!! (*queen*)

an angry mob of bald, pot-bellied guys overthrow you because you outlawed Hungry mans. I'm queen now!!! TEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!

you were so ignorant, they beheaded you.


queen!<3

*buries you in the snow*

Queen.

You were eaten by knats. now who's the queen?? I am!!!!

You were having sex with satan in hell. =]

Love,
Queen

Satan got tired and had sex w/ you.


KING!!!

You again? PFFT. You died and joined the orgy with Satan.

QUEEN

the munchikins attacked you.

IT IS I AGAIN, WHO YOU SHALL ALL BOW DOWN TO!!!

Buddha and Allah joined forces to kill you and did so.

— Queen

u left the throne to go take a piss and when u came bak, i was sitting in ur throne

now i'm queen

When I found you sitting on my throne, I commanded Snow White to make you snort coke, and when she made you snort coke, you died. Now who's queen? I AM!!

I ordered my evil mice to eat you alive.

qweeen

I came back from the dead, killed you, and found myself a new body to be in. So now I'm queen!

You looked into the mirror and died.

Queen

I got you tickets to see Pharrell.

Queen

hahahah thanks

I got you your very own oompa loompa.

qwaazeen.

Stuffs you in a plane and strands you off in an island with Pharrell.
w00t w00ts for you ;]

Love,
Queen

hatred consumed you




i am queen

I had a Sumo Wrestler sit on you which crushed you into itty bitty pieces and I put them in a glass bottle and threw you out to sea.

NOW I AM QUEENNN!

you drowned in the flood


i am queen

I used my magic skills, and turned you into a rabbit, you hopped away.

-Queen

you tripped by the throne and fell on your face and your concussion killed you

i am queen

u went to the doctor cuz u were feeling sick

now i'm queen

i asked you to leave.

i'm the queen now

you at to much beans. KABOOM!


<3, Queen!

you died a "mysterious death"

-King o.o

u got kidnapped

now i'm queen

we played checkers and i beat you, sooooo
now i'm QUEEN!

Your jester made you laugh to death ;)

queen

Pharrell commanded you to give me the throne, and you did as he said since he is your favorite! =)

lalalalala queenie!

u decided to give the throne to me cuz ur so nice

yay, i'm queen

u mysteriously disappeared

now i'm queen, lalalalalalalalala

I put you in a trance and i made you do all sorts of crazy things. I made you jump off a cliff, pretend you`re a farm animal, make a zerox copy of your butt and give everyone in the city a copy, fall in love with cows, insult the cow so they`d dump you, and finally, told you to make me the queen now.

u went outside to play with the snow (its snowing rite now here in japan, yahooo~~~)

now i'm queen :D

I pushed you off the thrown and covered you in honey, thus releasing my angry swarm of killer bees.

Jane=Queen