i smashed a starbucks frappachino over your head! HA! I'm Queen! =D

You left to get a frappuccino at Starbucks and I took over the throne!

Now I'm queen!

i locked you with micheal jackson....now i am queen!!!!!

i brought you Lucas.

-Queen

I tied a cannonball to your ankle when you were sleeping and threw you into the bermuda triangle.

Im queen.

u were making out with the cook and i sat on the throne. im queen noww!!!! whee! 0.o;;;

I made you listen to hillary duff and lindsay lohan at the same time and you died from indegestion, now i'm queen

I kissed you. Haha.

-Queen

you got bored and left
weeee


queen!!

You hate george bush and I got him to come over and y'all started fighting and went outside.
Look! The throne! Let me just sit on it and.. HEY I'M QUEEN!

i replaced the throne seat with an very very hard metal and when u sat on it, it broke ur ass........now i am queen!

hmm, i yelled out "run fire!!" and you ran away, i'm queen

i gave u an orange hoody that's just like kenny's in south park and..well..u know what happens..

NOW I'M QUEEN!!!

You lost your pimp juice...now i am queen

u lost all ur boys and u went to chase after them but then they kept runnin away from u...now i'm queen..hehehe

the PIMP daddy wanted you to take a ride in his Pimpmobile to LA...now i am queen!

the throne was a trap and took u through a tunnel down the floor...now i'm queen

you sat on poop, and your pants had cost you 300 bucks..now i am QUEEN!!

i sold you to the sex slave market....

-queen

i lit you on fire


queen

you died giving birth

-queen