sorry if there was already a topic on this.
once there was a fat boy who....

lol this should be in forum games.

but i'll keep telling the story!

....had 2 fat pigs that lived with him and....

i would move this but im not that important

...since i was no that important i went to egypt and found a genie lamp...

yeah, there is a topic on this in foum games

and peed in it cuz he's too lazy to dig a crate

......and he decided to get a big fat lady to...

Pay him 50 cent for his good deeds. but the old lady....

...hit him with her cane and took back her 50 cent but......

He turned into a robot and started to fly after her. then suddenly...

......the old lady saw a teeth replacement store......

so she forgot about the fat kid and walked over there. the fat kid, whose name was jeff, got pissed that she had forgotten him so he.....

.....decided to get shiny teeth......

but before that he must rid the world of....

............double chocolatey fudgy with extra cream and a cherry on top

because he doesnt want american looking like him. Jeff is a very......

.....fat and ugly but sexy at the same time..

So he decides to go and work at....

....mcdonald's so he will become more fat and sexy..

...but the chicken come alive while he is cooking it and it....

......bit his fat ass and...

...he fell over. they started to rumble....but the the manager walked in and....

.....bit his ass too because....

he was fat. and fat people eat chicken. plus he wasnt sexy. he was more.....

..sexy than the guy next door...

and he also had a thing for the guy next door....I think he might have been....

......gay, so then the manger decided to.............

.......ask the guy next door out to dinner and he said.....

"No, I'm married."

.................so the guy closed the door and the manger knocked on the door again..

so the guy let him in and he went and punched the wife in the.....

breast and she had breast cancer.....

and for some reason her boob fell off and it was floating and it started to beep and......

......it was a boob bomb so everyone started to.........


(we are really going off topic, what happen to the fat boy?)

run. but the bomb followed them. they ran for miles and miles but the bomb still followed....then it smelled mcdonalds and it turned around and found jeff eat out of a.....

......a jar of manuver and he...

turned for red because of embarassment. and the boob bomb fell in love with jeff so they.....

............decided to rent a room in the Make Lovvvve Motel...

but suddenly everything freezes except for Jeff. so he decides to...

....lick the ice but....

his tongue gets stuck, so he decides to kill everyone but then he realizes he can't b/c his tongue is still stuck so he..............

......took out a pair heat vision glasses and..........

accidently got his tongue instead and he....

.....screamed and screamed till....

..... a maid ran in the room and helped him, suddenly they......

....looked into each other's eyes and was love at first sight..literally.....