Forums > favorite simpsons quote

conair

Mar 14 2004, 03:13 PM

Ok, no forum would be complete without a Favorite Simpons Quote thread... There's so many, but I'll give you my best.

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Homer: "Then me and my friend were about to press it, but the man said not to press it, but we pressed it anyway! And we ran and we hid in this giant tire. Oh yeah.. and my other friend was already there.."

Marge: "All right, all right, now you're over stimulated. Let's get some beer in you, and then it's right to bed."

Homer: "Woo hoo! Beer-beer-beer-bed-bed-bed!"

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Bart: "What do we need church shoes for? Jesus wore sandals."

Homer: "Well, maybe if he had had better arch support, they wouldn't have caught him."

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Homer: "Ned Flanders, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish to the eyes of others."

Ned: "Well howdy, Homer! Ooh, thanks for dropping by!"

Dr. Foster: "Hmm. He's not responding. Proceed to level 2 antagonism."

Homer: "Past instances in which I professed to you were fraudulent."

Ned: "Oh, well, I'll just have to try harder. Heh heh. Ooh! Thanks for dropping by!"

Dr. Foster: "Ah, he's still repressing. Maximum hostility factor."

Homer: "I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other. Now that's psychiatry! Eh? Eh?"

Jiggapin0

Mar 14 2004, 03:20 PM

"Hmmmm....They have the Internet on computers now."

-Homer

CloudUnionX

Mar 14 2004, 03:31 PM

"Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip"

nerdish

Mar 14 2004, 03:44 PM

"it tastes like buuurning"

"i choo-choo-chooose you"

--ralph

CEP

Mar 14 2004, 05:11 PM

Agent Scully: This is a simple lie detector test. You just need to answer yes or no. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes.
*lie detector explodes*

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

aud_chua

Mar 14 2004, 05:16 PM

"any key"? where's the "any" key?
~Homer

CloudUnionX

Mar 14 2004, 06:05 PM

QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ Mar 14 2004, 5:11 PM)

Agent Scully: This is a simple lie detector test. You just need to answer yes or no. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes.
*lie detector explodes*

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

hahahaha, I love that one.

AmesBond

Mar 14 2004, 06:19 PM

"Me fail English, that's unpossible."
--Ralph Wiggum

"Oh, I see they have the internet on computer now."
--Homer J. Simpson

"And, Lord, we're especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is, except for solar, which is just a pipe dream."
--Homer J. Simpson

"I-am-a-washing-machine, do-as-I-say."
--Homer J. Simpson

That oughta quench your thirst.

lookitskim

Mar 14 2004, 06:22 PM

QUOTE

"If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every
day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
-Homer Simpson

QUOTE

Mr. Burns: "I specificly said no geeks."
Milhouse: "but my mom says i'm cool."

QUOTE

"Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddys, and kids with fake
IDs."
-homer

QUOTE

"No TV and no beer make Homer something something." - Homer
"Go crazy?" - Marge
"Don't mind if I do!" - Homer

QUOTE

"English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England." - Homer

nate6986

Mar 14 2004, 07:02 PM

QUOTE

Im normally not a religous man, but if you're up there, save me SUperman!

-Homer!!!

aznxdarkricex

Mar 14 2004, 08:08 PM

I-am-Rudy-Guliani-Do-as-I-say

pyrochick19770

Mar 14 2004, 08:16 PM

QUOTE

They`re the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Oh hey I gotta go my weiner kids are listening.
-Homer

conair

Mar 14 2004, 08:35 PM

Here's some more Simpsons goodness...

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Homer: "When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zanny, like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it was painful and disturbing. Like that movie Police Academy."

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Old man: "Take this doll, but beware; it carries a terrible curse."

Homer: "Oooh, that's bad."

Old man: "But it comes with a free serving of frogurt!"

Homer: "That's good!"

Old man: "The frogurt is also cursed."

Homer: "That's bad."

Old man: "But it comes with your choice of toppings!"

Homer: "That's good!"

Old man: "The toppings contain potassium benzoate..."

Homer: "..."

Old man: "That's bad."

Homer: "Can I go now?"

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Ralph: "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."

faithin_felix

Mar 15 2004, 03:02 AM

Eat my shorts
~Bart

kryogenix

Mar 15 2004, 06:57 AM

DOH!

jimmyjackiechan

Mar 15 2004, 09:49 PM

I have watched SO many of episodes, maybe almost all, and I can't think of one quote that is so funny.

Umm:

"It's loaded for quick spring action~!!!!..... Ahhhh, ahahhhhh"
-Homer

"Wooooop woooopp wwwooopp wop wwwwooopp ww wwooopppp w wooopp"
-Homer (When he is spinning on the floor or around something"

Just_Dream

Mar 15 2004, 09:59 PM

When Homer was saying a prayer at the dinner table one time..

QUOTE

"Good Food, Good Meat...
GOOD GOD LETS EAT!"

---Homer

Hhahas I love that one!

QUOTE

Apu: "Who needs the Quicky-Mart?!......
I DOOOO......................"

or this one:

QUOTE

Apu: "Welcome to the Kwiky-Mart! Would you like to try my new Squishee?"

I love those drinks lol. He says it so funny =P

nate6986

Mar 15 2004, 10:53 PM

QUOTE

Exactllyyyy.....

Homer

conair

Mar 15 2004, 11:18 PM

Ok, a couple more...

QUOTE

Homer: "And you didn't think I'd make any money. I found a dollar while I was waiting for the bus."

Marge: "While you were out 'earning' that dollar, you lost forty dollars by not going into work. The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday."

Homer: "Woohoo! Four day weekend!"

QUOTE

Homer: "Mmm... 64 slices of American Cheese. 64, 63, ... 2, 1."

Marge: "Have you been up all night eating cheese?"

Homer: "I think I'm blind..."

QUOTE

Homer: "What are you going to do? Release the dogs or the bees or the dogs with the bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"

nate6986

Mar 15 2004, 11:29 PM

QUOTE

Lisa: I still believe in protecting animal's rights, but that still doesn't excuse what I did. I'm sorry for wrecking your barbecue, dad.
Homer: That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

Tal_Dara

Mar 16 2004, 12:58 AM

Duffman: This brown grass needs a little H2O as in OH YEA!!!!
Moe: Hey duffman how would like a sticker on your face *slaps sticker on face*
Duffman: OH DUFFMAN CAN'T BREATH OH OH NO!!!!

Duffman: Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!

Bart: I would like to buy a copy of Bonestorm please here is 99 cents.
Comic Book Store Geek: *sigh* allow me to summerize the propsed transaction. You wish to purchase a copy of Bonestorm for 99 cents, net profit to me negative $59. *opens cash register* OO OO please take my money I do not want it, it is yours. *bart reaches for money* Eh eh eh since we are unfamiliar with the form of sarcasm I am going to close the drawer at this point.

Kent Brockman: And you can identify the phony pope by his high top sneakers and extremely foul mouth.

linkinpark

Mar 16 2004, 01:20 AM

where homer says "duoe" i dunno how to spell it but i did my best

CloudUnionX

Mar 18 2004, 04:28 PM

"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."
-Homer

hybrid

Mar 18 2004, 04:30 PM

HAHAHA! This kid in my LAL class was singing a simpson song (because he practically breathes The Simpsons)

".. six words; I'm not gay but I'll learn.." is what the kid said.

AngelicEyz00

Mar 18 2004, 04:46 PM

"Why you little!"
-Homer

"Excellent"
-Mr Burns

"Okily dokily"
-Flanders

F_L_I_P

Mar 18 2004, 06:15 PM

QUOTE

Why you little!

Do'h

Marge: Homer! this is the worst thing youve evr done!
Homer: Marge you say that so much it lost its meaning

----Homer Simpson

Why i dogdoodillydaarn will
----Ned Flanders

*Buuuuurp*
----Barney

Excellent!
----Mr. Burns

Thank you come again!
----Apu

Freezedude32

Apr 17 2004, 11:49 AM

Marge : Homer, get ready. You're late for work.
Homer : They said if I come in late again, they'll fire me. I cannot take that chance.

Love that, its funny cause if you're late and going to get fired, don't go to work.

malenky_koshka

Apr 17 2004, 12:51 PM

QUOTE

kent brockman: how do you know we're coming to you live?....PENIS

when im bored, i'll randomly IM people saying that

malenky_koshka

Apr 17 2004, 12:57 PM

"I like my beer cold and my homosexuals fuh-layming!!!
-Homer

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