While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
She phones Bill Clinton and says, "Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Bill Clinton responds, "It's me, ma'am."
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the Secretary of Defence to the test. He summons Donald Rumsfeld to the White House and says, " I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
"Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Rumsfeld hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rumsfeld leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rumsfeld calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.
"Now look here Colin Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you idiot."
Much relieved, Rumsfeld rushes back to the White House and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!" And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb ass, It's Bill Clinton!"
Full Version: George W. Bush's Intelligence Quiz
hahhaah i love political jokes.
Haha...I didn't see that coming.
QUOTE(xtremeliquid @ Dec 4 2004, 1:34 PM)
Haha...I didn't see that coming.
me neither. i thought it was going to end different from that...
LOL!
lolz, man, that was retarded! haha.
LOL. That was hilarious and unexpected.
hahaha......i bet bush has said something stupid like that b4 lol.
funnnnny! and ur avy as well!
LOL! Hahaha...I enjoy your jokes. ^_^
It's sort of dumb..i dont get it
hahahahaah.. it just made me smile..
its going downhill!!!!!
i waws expecting a better ending! But it was a good joke. Nice unexpected twist at the end.
QUOTE(Jason61992 @ Dec 4 2004, 10:19 PM)
It's sort of dumb..i dont get it
maybe you're the one who is "sort of dumb."
I heard that before... not that funny
look at da face 
LMAO! now that's funny! :D
teehee.
funny.
I'm laughing in my head =]
funny.
I'm laughing in my head =]
ahah that was funny.
lol
political jokes r the best lol
XD didn't expect that!
Hahaha!! that's hilarious LOL!! so that shows that Bush is STUPID too LOL! hahhaaha so the answer was "it's me" hehe and they both thought it wrong by saying it's bill clinton and colin powell LOL
hahhahahah that is sooo goood!
haha that's great...
HAHAHA funny 
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mannnnn... funny shite.
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mannnnn... funny shite.
hahahahah
Lol...nice
i heard that from my sis last summer...
hahahah. idiots
lol thats funny
lol, cute. it made me smile.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
your signature is funny
your signature is funny
hhahaha stupid bush ;p
Made me giggle 
I love Bush jokes, they amuse me.
I love Bush jokes, they amuse me.
hahahha..cutee..oh omg!! i was reading your lil thing on the side and i live in virginia bur i was born and raised in ny too....but i've also lived in delaware and maryland...so hmmm...but..ny!!!
4 more years of that ^^
lol that was a funny one
QUOTE(sunissed14127 @ Dec 4 2004, 6:37 PM)
hahaha......i bet bush has said something stupid like that b4 lol.
lol
hahahahahahah =]
thats one of the best jokes i've heard in a while!
thats one of the best jokes i've heard in a while!
LOL! i heard this one before cept it was with different ppl
QUOTE(Azn Kid from NY @ Dec 4 2004, 10:17 AM)
While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
She phones Bill Clinton and says, "Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Bill Clinton responds, "It's me, ma'am."
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the Secretary of Defence to the test. He summons Donald Rumsfeld to the White House and says, " I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
"Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Rumsfeld hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rumsfeld leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rumsfeld calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.
"Now look here Colin Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you idiot."
Much relieved, Rumsfeld rushes back to the White House and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!" And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb ass, It's Bill Clinton!"
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
She phones Bill Clinton and says, "Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Bill Clinton responds, "It's me, ma'am."
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the Secretary of Defence to the test. He summons Donald Rumsfeld to the White House and says, " I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
"Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Rumsfeld hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rumsfeld leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rumsfeld calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.
"Now look here Colin Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you idiot."
Much relieved, Rumsfeld rushes back to the White House and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!" And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb ass, It's Bill Clinton!"
hehehehehehehe dude that just made my day
Hahahah that was a good one.
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lol presidents and their craziest answers, lmao!
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