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lovescream
this is a very common joke i heard.
=\ i guess it's not funny.. really.. but i felt like telling it to you.


okay so one day two old men, that were friends, went to the park and started talking. they also both loved baseball, and would talk about it until this day they brought up the topic of heaven.
"hmm.. let's promise each other that the first one to get to heaven comes back in spirit and tells the other if there was baseball in heaven." one man said.
his friend replied "deal!"

About 2 weeks later, one of the man dies and his friend was very sad. so the next day the man goes to the park, alone, sad, and wondering if his friend will really come back.
all of a sudden the old man sees a light. "Is that you?" the old man said.
"yes, it is." the glowing spirit replies
"good!"
" i have good news and bad news"
"hit me with the good news first then the bad news"
"good news is that there's baseball in heaven. the bad news is that you're pitching on friday"

get it? blink.gif
mirage
awww, the friend is going to die soon sad.gif
hiromi
Awww, that's funny yet kinda depressing. ;_;
SandRAWRz
that is funny and sad
DaTru KataLYST
aww, that's sad.
wind&fire
OoooooooOOOOOhhhh...... interesting but not funny
miss barnes
QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Dec 4 2004, 4:49 AM)
OoooooooOOOOOhhhh...... interesting but not funny

yea...i agree
xbr0kensmil3
not that funny but sad
sunissed14127
QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Dec 4 2004, 5:49 AM)
OoooooooOOOOOhhhh...... interesting but not funny

ditto.
heyyfrankie
hmm. not really that funny, but makes me think to myself. cool. _smile.gif
xvietxblueangelx
QUOTE(hiromi @ Dec 3 2004, 5:54 PM)
Awww, that's funny yet kinda depressing. ;_;

yup... *sniff* haha...
ComradeRed
Why is it bad news/sad if he is going to Heaven?
lovescream
i dont know i found the joke on this site =\
xtremeliquid
Heh...I get it.
tarutaru
ooo i remember this joke...its from that one book series Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark not funny to me anymore after reading it sad.gif
ghjgfkgfk
i don't get it.
Archana

so, he's going to die on friday. lmao.
LiLaZnGirL122
at least tey will b together
domsweetie
It's more sad than funny. :(
oO_BrItTiShBaBe_Oo
HA!!
HE'S DYING ON FRIDAY!!
ROFL!!!!

It 'tis kind of sad though... :(
sharerol
At least he'll be with his friend, and at least he's not going to hell.
gigiopolis
Hey, at least the old man can have his baseball up there =) This is more sad that funny...aww =(
mizzlem0nade
awww dat's sorta sad
HikaruTakekawa
aww poor guy. sad.gif
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