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Azn Kid from NY
Firstly, i do not mean to offend any Polish people

3 men are about to be executed by a Firing Squad, An Englishman, American, and a Polish guy.

first up is the English guy. The captain of the Firing Sqaud counts down.

"READY..... AIM...." and just before he can finish, the Englishman points behind them and screams "TORNADO!!!!!!!"

The firing sqaud is confused and turn around. The Englishman escapes. Next up is the American.

once again, the captain counts down "READY....AIM...." But then the American screams "AVALANCHE!!!!"

Once again, the firing squad turns around and the American escapes.

Finally, the Polish guy is up. The captain counts down.

"READY.......AIM....."

The Polish guy yells

"FIRE!!!"
lovescream
i heard that before.
it was an okay joke, didnt make me laugh...
mirage
i don't really found that funny.... but well, happy.gif
Azn Kid from NY
hmm.....most people i tell this joke love it
DaTru KataLYST
it's been done. =P it's an ok joke, tho
wind&fire
azn kid you have disapointed me ...
Azn Kid from NY
ah dont worry anyone.....i got millions of jokes left to tell
miss barnes
awww i thought it was gonna be hella funny....im sad...
xbr0kensmil3
i don't get it ohmy.gif
sunissed14127
lol....ok not funny ne more
heyyfrankie
OKAY......that is funny. (mellow.gif)
ApocalypseAelis
LOL...well I thought it was pretty funny. happy.gif
ComradeRed
What has 21 rifles and stands in a circle?
























A Polish firing squad.
wind&fire
^^^ BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
xtremeliquid
Heh...I get it.
tarutaru
i get it but it wasnt too funny mellow.gif
LiLaZnGirL122
huh.gif
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