A genius doctor made a great invention. It was a machine that would transfer the pain of giving birth to the husband so the wife would not have to suffer so much. The machine was tested on animals and it worked perfectly, so he decides to use it on humans now.
He asks a couple if they would like to try it, and they agree. The doctor then transfers 20% of the pain to the husband. He felt no pain at all. They raise the pain to 45%. The husband still feels no pain at all. They raise it to 80%. The husband still feels no pain whatsoever. Finally, they raise it to 100%, and neither the husabnd or wife feel anything. It is a painless birth.
The next day they came home and found the mailman dead on the lawn
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i dont get it... 
YAY FIRST
YAY FIRST
Lol, poor mailman!
Hehehe...naughty wife. Ah I feel bad for the mailman... 
i heard this joke b4 its still really funny lol
awww i love you Azn Kid from NY
, you make me laugh.... 
, you make me laugh....
Oh...I get it.
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awww i love you Azn Kid from NY, you make me laugh....
aww well Azn Kid from NY loves u back
LOLZ, man, that wife is well.... a really bad wife.
Haha XD poor Mailman... reminds me of the one who slipped on ice in front of my neighbor's house last year and broke his wrist
tsk tsk
heh
haha it took me a minute to get it lol
took me awhile but.. really funny. =)
LOL. Took me a while, but that's funny =)
LMAO.
yeah i have heard that one before. CHEATING MOMMY!!!!!! bad bad bad
but very funny.
wonder what the husband thought, or if he ever figured it out?? lol
but very funny.
wonder what the husband thought, or if he ever figured it out?? lol
lmaooo. hahaha. i get it xP
don't get it.....did she transfer the pain to the mailman?? aggh i'm slow
i dont get it. oh well.
QUOTE(azn_r4pf4n @ Dec 9 2004, 10:05 PM)
i dont get it. oh well.
meh jokes aren`t fun anymore when you have to explain them, but i will explain it for you =)
well the pain is supposed to be transfered to the father of the baby and since the mailman died, he died from all the pain of giving birth (haha showing WOMEN are stronger than men. haha jk) because he was the real father of the baby because the wife cheated on her husband who thought he was getting the pain trasnferred to him so he kept asking for more pain. get it now??
Funny, but you should've said transfered pain to the father cause when you said husband it threw me off.
aww damn i was wondering why no one felt any pain...but it KILLED him....no babies for me
oh... soo the mailman's the father? now i'm laughing
oooo someone has been cheatin' LoL poor mailman!
hahahaha...there's a similar joke to this...but anyhoo..still funny! 
what do we learn from this?
be faithful!
be faithful!
omg i get it! awww...lol
haha i've heard that one before
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