first, i dont mean to offend any Japanese or anyone else, its just a joke



3 guys get stranded on an island, an Englishmen, Japanese, and Korean. they get captured by a tribe of savages, the chieftan says each man will get 100 lashes with a whip, but all men can wish for one thing to put on their back for protection.

The Englishman is first. and wishes for 10 mattress on his back. after 50 lashes, the mattresses break apart, and the Englishman gets 50 painful lashes on his back

The Japanese guy thinks about the Englishmans idea, and modifys it. He wishes for 20 mattresses on his back. after 100 lashes, the Japanese man is completely unharmed. Then he says to the Korean "haha, i am not very creative, but i am intelligent and i can use others ideas and improve upon them greatly"

The Korean man walks up to the chieftan and says "put that damn Japanese on my back"

lol.. straight forward joke.. i don't really like those.. but it's funny. haha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMFG LOL!!!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!

i liked this one!

Hehehe.

ROFL

lol. clever Korean

lolz, that's weird...

hahahaha thats so dirty

OMG AHAHAHAHA ROFL HAHAHAHAH XD

OMFG!!! I feel sorry for the englishman lmao.

haha. that's funny.

I DONT GET IT!! I dont get anything..

haha
the japanese is not that talented at all
(compared to the korean lol)

i dont get it. oh well.

I get this.

haha

XD that was funny... although I did not get it as much >.<

^^ u have to understand the history and relationship between Koreans and Japanese......

Their was always some kind of rivalry and hate because of what Japan did to Korea during WWII. So u have to be Korean to really make this joke let u laugh.... Many Chinese would understand it too......but not many other Asians

haha. :P

LOL. I laughed at that for so long...

Lol. Absolutely charming. That's funny!

harhar xD!

ROFL.

I think my parents would laugh really hard at that one. O_o

hehe that's funny 0_0

hahah that's funny lol Although if there is a moral to this, I wouldn't get it. But ahah yea nonetheless, humorous

lmao

LoL hahahhaha japanese.. improves.. korean.. hahahahha

wahh smart korean

lol x] ahhasz.

Haha, I heard this one before, it's good.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow, i can imagine one of my friends doing that ahahaha

Good one! That's hilarious!

hahaha

I don't like racist joke.

ouch! that sucks for the japanese. not that funny tho...that's sad...

haha

I thought it was hilarous

f*ckin chinks....they would definitely come up with something like that in real life.

The Japanese who had thought such a South Korean to be pitiful dared to be beaten 100 times with the whip instead of him. Because British people and the Japanese admitted the wisdom and courage by the patriarch, and had been invited as tribe's member, it did. The South Korean whom the patriarch did not admit is dismantled while living as an unfair person, is scattered on the sea, and is fish's ..

happiness

yea i get it. not funny one bit though

i thought it was pretty funny...