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There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday.

He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father. "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today", the boy said.

The father has no clue and finally gives up. "I'm eleven!" the boy exclaims.

Next he goes in the kitchen, walks up to his grandma, and says, "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today".

"Let me give it a guess", grandma says and sticks her hand in his trousers.

She plays with his testicles for about an hour or so (squeezing them; moving them back and forth), takes her hand out of his trousers, and says, "You're eleven years old".

"How did you know?" the boy asked.

Grandma replied, "I heard you tell your father".
miss barnes
i dont get what putting her hands down his pants has to do with anything
lovescream
i dont get why she put her hands in his pants either. . . is it like to fool us thining by playing with a guy's testicles you can tell how old he is? _dry.gif
xbr0kensmil3
umm eew and haha
sunissed14127
eww lol....and the grandma put her hands down the boy's pants because she's a perve lol...kinda like the micheal jackson thing....lol
wind&fire
ive hearda different version of this... its was funnier
inquisitive_
That is one horny grandma.
me_myself_andi2003
LOL AND EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW XD
omgosh the grandma is sooooooo ugh
LiLaZnGirL122
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwww
LOL
xLil SweetnezZx
^agree
kellyannie
groosssss pinch.gif and also very scary. lol
sweetxsimplicity
Umm..ew.
lhuvhurts
QUOTE(miss barnes @ Nov 27 2004, 3:31 AM)
i dont get what putting her hands down his pants has to do with anything

yea..
i dont get why she put her hands in his pants mellow.gif
EXPLO5ION
what a sick sick lil granny...
SandRAWRz
CHILD MOLESTOR!!!!!!!!!
hiromi
D: Hentai Obaasan! (Pervert Grandma)
mirage
eww, that's disgusting. pinch.gif
blowpops69
thats sick...my god...ew.
Archana


hahahaha!

domsweetie
uh? hahaha i don't get it! I'm confuZZled. Lol. what's with confuzzled man...
Xxswiftxx
QUOTE(MyChemicalRomance. @ Nov 29 2004, 5:37 AM)
groosssss pinch.gif and also very scary. lol

yup
oO_BrItTiShBaBe_Oo
that is gross. that is one perverted grandma. i feel sorry for that kid. ew.
xj_liana_tx
i don't get it.. therefore this is not humorous
Mireh
lmao. i get it.
xTINAA
QUOTE(miss barnes @ Nov 26 2004, 10:31 AM)
i dont get what putting her hands down his pants has to do with anything

it just means that the grandma wanted to feel on the boy because she was sick and perverted, get it? that is supposed to be the funny part of the joke, that she felt him for no reason except she wanted to
mizzlem0nade
that's UUGGHGHGHHGHG sick.gif nasty
dani41790
blink.gif eww thats so wrong
lyin_in_wait
oh gross *mental image*
HikaruTakekawa
ermm.gif ewwww lol
tyedyefroggy
Omg that is sooo sick! LoL
scandoangel
eww thats really nasty
freeflow
ewww that grandma needs to learn how to control herself!
sooo grosss
but funny
HelloSunshine
moly crap! that's sick! lol
heyyfrankie
QUOTE(miss barnes @ Nov 26 2004, 12:31 PM)
i dont get what putting her hands down his pants has to do with anything

she is wanted to find a reason to touch him.


perv!!!!!!!!! wacko.gif
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