There once was a little bread shop not too far from a school. An extremely voluptuous, beautiful, long-legged blonde girl, who always wore very short skirts, worked behind the counter.
One day after school, a boy stopped in at the little bread shop to get some raisin bread for his mother. The raisin bread was kept on the top shelf behind the counter, so the blonde girl had to climb a ladder to get at it.
When the young boy looked up, he was thrilled and amazed at the sight of the blonde girl in her short skirt. He told all his friends at school then next day. From then on, everyday after school, the boys would stop in at the little bread shop and order a loaf of raisin bread, one at a time. This soon became a daily occurrence.
One afternoon, while the blonde girl was perched on the ladder awaiting the arrival of the young boys, an elderly man walked into the little bread shop. Because she had her back turned to the store's entrance, she assumed it was boys who had arrived for their raisin bread.
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i dont get it... 
??? I don't get it either...
the old man wanted to look up the girl's skirt too, but since the girl had her back turned when the old man walked in, she immediately thought it was the boys again. and since the boys always order raisin bread, she got some and brought it to the old man, who she thought were the boys all along...
i get it... but not funny
i get it... but not funny
i get it, but it isnt too funny.
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i get it... but not funny
yup u got that right sorry
still dont get it
i dont get it, and its not funny....
Hehe. That's cute. 
i get it...didn't really find it funny
that was gay...
wtf?!
is there supposed to have more lines and maybe... an ending?
QUOTE(Dusck @ Nov 22 2004, 2:08 PM)
There once was a little bread shop not too far from a school. An extremely voluptuous, beautiful, long-legged blonde girl, who always wore very short skirts, worked behind the counter.
One day after school, a boy stopped in at the little bread shop to get some raisin bread for his mother. The raisin bread was kept on the top shelf behind the counter, so the blonde girl had to climb a ladder to get at it.
When the young boy looked up, he was thrilled and amazed at the sight of the blonde girl in her short skirt. He told all his friends at school then next day. From then on, everyday after school, the boys would stop in at the little bread shop and order a loaf of raisin bread, one at a time. This soon became a daily occurrence.
One afternoon, while the blonde girl was perched on the ladder awaiting the arrival of the young boys, an elderly man walked into the little bread shop. Because she had her back turned to the store's entrance, she assumed it was boys who had arrived for their raisin bread.
One day after school, a boy stopped in at the little bread shop to get some raisin bread for his mother. The raisin bread was kept on the top shelf behind the counter, so the blonde girl had to climb a ladder to get at it.
When the young boy looked up, he was thrilled and amazed at the sight of the blonde girl in her short skirt. He told all his friends at school then next day. From then on, everyday after school, the boys would stop in at the little bread shop and order a loaf of raisin bread, one at a time. This soon became a daily occurrence.
One afternoon, while the blonde girl was perched on the ladder awaiting the arrival of the young boys, an elderly man walked into the little bread shop. Because she had her back turned to the store's entrance, she assumed it was boys who had arrived for their raisin bread.
I have a better ending =)
So since she thought it was the boys who ordered it, she took her skirt off and she wasn't wearing any panties. The elderly man went " Holy cookamunga! " and then screwed her.
The end.
Heh...odd joke.
QUOTE(AzNxJenny91 @ Dec 4 2004, 11:44 PM)
I have a better ending =)
So since she thought it was the boys who ordered it, she took her skirt off and she wasn't wearing any panties. The elderly man went " Holy cookamunga! " and then screwed her.
The end.
So since she thought it was the boys who ordered it, she took her skirt off and she wasn't wearing any panties. The elderly man went " Holy cookamunga! " and then screwed her.
The end.
LOL hahh nice ending
ya... i dont get it...!
That's not funny.
What a perverted old man.
QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Dec 26 2004, 11:20 PM)
What a perverted old man.
lmfao. You think everything's perverted. XD Anyways, I didn't get this joke, and AzNxJenny91, nice ending. ;)
I first read this joke here a year and a half ago, and I came back just to tell you guys I finally heard the ending.
The girl's up on the ladder already, so she asks the old guy, "Is yours raisin, too?" to save her a trip.
Old dude replies, "No, but it's starting to twitch a little."
Hee.
The girl's up on the ladder already, so she asks the old guy, "Is yours raisin, too?" to save her a trip.
Old dude replies, "No, but it's starting to twitch a little."
Hee.
^ That's better. Lol.
QUOTE(ashwini @ Jul 3 2006, 3:20 PM) 
I first read this joke here a year and a half ago, and I came back just to tell you guys I finally heard the ending.
The girl's up on the ladder already, so she asks the old guy, "Is yours raisin, too?" to save her a trip.
Old dude replies, "No, but it's starting to twitch a little."
Hee.
The girl's up on the ladder already, so she asks the old guy, "Is yours raisin, too?" to save her a trip.
Old dude replies, "No, but it's starting to twitch a little."
Hee.
LOL funny joke.
Thanks for going through the hassle of digging up this unfinished joke.
Major props.
i get it but it wasnt funny
I don't get it.
QUOTE(wind&fire @ Nov 29 2004, 8:06 PM)
that was gay...
hahaahahaahhaha. you read my mind.
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