A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.

As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her
on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.

This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.

He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.

Be strong, honey, I love you, too."

lol

Lol! Good one.

ROFL LMAO! haha omg that made me crack up for hours lol

this was posted before

lol hahaha..

heard this 1 already..

hahah thats kinda scary

lolz, that's an... interesting joke? haha

omg hahahahah hes gay ahahahhaa

rofl.. haha.

Now this is simply one of the best. I guess it sent me rolling off my chair. LOL

lol

ewwwwwwww

poor guy

ewww but then lol

DAMN!!!!!!! i really wasnt expecting that one! gotta tell this to my friends...i didnt know what was going to happen...