A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into. The firemen yell to the brunette, "C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!"

The brunette jumps and the firemen are unable to position the blanket properly. Sadly, the brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

Then, the redhead steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell, "C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!"

"Oh no! You're gonna put blanket in the wrong place!"

"No! We've go it covered! We'll catch you!" yell the firemen.

The redhead jumps and, again, the firemen are unable to position the blanket properly. Sadly, the redhead also slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

Finally, the blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell, "C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!"

"Oh no! You're gonna put blanket in the wrong place!"

"No! We've go it covered! We'll catch you!" yell the firemen.

"Look," says the blonde, "nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're gonna catch me with that blanket... so, what I want you to do is put the blanket down and then I'll jump."

LMAO HAHAHA SOO STUPID BUT SOO FUNNY HAHHAA

lolz, that's so stupid... haha

AHAHA X'D man I love blonde Jokes (No offense to blondes)

lol i was thinking at first that the others were the stupid ones, and the blonde was right for once. then, i read the end again and realized that she would be the stupid one....poor me

ME TOO!! ITS JUST SO FUNNY!!!
put down the blanket

LOL
you know blondes aren't really stupid.. some are... XD
i'm made fun of as a blonde, and now i can see why.

lol i loove blonde jokes cracks me up

ROFL. ;]