this guy who lives in the U.S takes this trip to iraq with his friend to spend the week there. shortly after they arrived, they realised the time zone was different, so one of them set off to find the real time. he then came up to this one man: "excuse me, sir," he went, "do you know what time it is?" the man turned to his camel. he felt on the camel's balls, moved them around a little, and then said, "it's a quarter after one." the american was astonished. "thats amazing!" he said.
well, he then called up his friend, who was also in iraq, and told him of this man and his camel. his friend met with him and the man with the camel. they asked the man the time again. he proceeded to do the same thing with the camel and then told them, "it's three o'clock." both their jaws dropped. "sir, that camel is amazing! i'll give you $500 for it." the iraqi man kindly traded him the camel for the money.
the two friends looked the camel up and down and asked, "so, how does it work?"
"well," replied the iraqi, "first, grab the camel's balls. now move them over to the left. if you look hard enough, you can see that clock back there on that building."