Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three
who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?

READ THE NEXT QUESTION BEFORE SCROLLING DOWN TO SEE THE ANSWER TO THE FIRST ONE.

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here
are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A:
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis
a day.

Candidate B:
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.

Candidate C:
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks
an occasional beer and hasn't had any marital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.




































Candidate A was Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B was Winston Churchill
Candidate C was Adolph Hitler

And by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you
just killed Beethoven.

ohh okay i said yes to the first question

aw, that sux. I killed Beethoven. and I voted for hitler

Duh obviously everyone is going to choose C if you put it that way.

OMG...same here....

But those questions are awfully clever.

i had heard it before but i didnt remember the outcome. i said kill beethoven but chose winston churchill. i knew the second one was a trick

lol i yay! i didnt kill beethoven and i voted for roosevelt. heh i knew that if u picked the good answers they would turn out bad

wow. smart...

I don't care if Beethoven died. It would have been better for the family of his. Hitler wasnt a bad man in the beginning. He was perverted with his hatred towards Jews. He would have made a hell of an artist if he was accepted. Hail Hitler.

Ahh, yeah, I remember doing that before. I killed beethoven, and chose Hitler... I guess we really have to think about people and how they can change... and what they can make of their lives.

lol I've done this before, and yes, I, too, killed Beethoven and voted for Hitler.

LOL it made me laugh...

i killed beethoven and voted for hitler. yea

okay. i said no to the first question, but i voted for hitler. that sucks. at least i didnt kill beethoven.

wow i picked hitler and also killed beethoven

i think we all picked hitler and killed beethoven, unless we knew that it was a trick question and chose the one we shouldnt choose..but yess..very clever..and yess..i did kill beethoven and choose hitler

uh...oy. i chose yes and C...but..are u sure roosevelt had two mistresses..?

eww hitler! yea, i accidentally voted for him, it wuz i 'leading question' folks...

yea I agree. You were trying to trick us

.. Shoot

haha I didn't kill Beethoven... but I chose Hitler for the 2nd question...

why the hell did you quote the original post?? n00b


anyways. this has been posted before i think either that or ive seen it 5289 times.

arrrr, i choose C! hitler! but i didn't kill beethoven =)

I didn't kill Beethoven and I actually got Franklin Roosevelt. Haha, I knew there was something suspicious for Candidate C.

huh i dun get it lol im slow

i thought for the 1st 1 no and 4 the 2nd 1 C

that actually had me thinking..

i chose no for the first question..[so i didn't kill beethoven]..and i chose candidate the third candidate..>.<

Mwahahaha, I didn't kill Beethoven, and I voted for Candidate B because I sleep till noon too =P

aww poop i chose hitler and abortion.

yeh well beethoven eventualy became deaf...and i dont think that there was abortion then

the questions were all trick questions lol. becuz if we choose C, which is hitler, he cant be world leader! you know why? go think about it LOL

very amusing answers. knew it was a trick question cuz everyone wuld say C but the abortion question varies.

i didnt keiil beethoven but hitler was voted for im going to hell in a handbag lol

I said no... I was thinking she already has 8 might as well keep on going

I picked Canidate A because it seemed interesting and it seemed familiar