There was a girl and a father. Every night, the girl would have boys in her room. Her dad didn't want her to get pregnant, so he put glitter on his daugther's P**sy.
Every night before a guy leaves, the father would ask them "Show me your d**k" and if there was glitter on the guy's d**k, then her father would kick him out. THis happened almost every night.
Then one night, her father asked him "Show me your d**k" and there was no glitter on the guy's d**k. "Congradulations, boy!" Said the father, proudly shaking his hand. He smiled, and there was glitter on his lips.
Full Version: glitter+weird dad
Lol...heard this one before but still funny. What a perverted dad. 
Heh heh. Heard this joke before, but diff version. ^_^
Funny.........
Heh, it was okay.
lol.
haha. thats disgusting.
lol
a) messedup dad...
b) more mesedup /disgusting boy...
i've heard it b4 but its funny
a) messedup dad...
b) more mesedup /disgusting boy...
i've heard it b4 but its funny
that is funny yet... gross
when i read the word glitter- i was thinking about this joke. 
very funny & very disgusting 
very funny & very disgusting
yea, i heard it in a different version, but still funny
lmao i jus think its a bit wier for dad to go..n PUT stuff on his daughter's private parts...
Wasn't this posted before? I dunno, it sounds REALLY familiar. But it's sooo funny.
too dirty.
i think it was posted before...it was ok for a second time
the dad is.. just so messed up
What in the world?!?! Gross but somewhat effective... until the last boy.. Ick. I hope nobody really has to go through that... :(
QUOTE(LittleLulu @ Nov 15 2004, 11:04 PM)
lmao i jus think its a bit wier for dad to go..n PUT stuff on his daughter's private parts...
thats what i was thinking....she just should let the boys know that her dad is checking dicks
mmm... glittery lips...
how could the dad do that? just plain eww.
I heard this when I first signed up for cb =P
This is so stupid. Why would the dad let a guy come to his house after he knew the first guy had sex with his daughter?
Dumb dad. Dumb joke. Dumb Dusck.
Dumb dad. Dumb joke. Dumb Dusck.
*barf* plain wierd...
lolz
what a perverted joke.
roflmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
wthhhh?
hahaha.
lame.
wthhhh?
hahaha.
lame.
it isnt funny wen u c it like 10 times already but this 1 isnt as good as da other 1
haha, it seems that all the jokes in this forum are perverted..
o.o
o.o
lol..wow..erm..nice one?
Ewww. Funny but Ewwww. But wouldn't he have seen the glitter on his lips, even if he wasn't smiling?
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