Yeah...these are real songs.


1) Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

2) Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

3) Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

4) Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

5) How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

6) How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?

7) I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral

8) I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

9) I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

10) I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

11) I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.

12) I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

13) I Wanna Whip Your Cow

14) I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!

15) I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

16) I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy

17) I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life

18) I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

19) I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

20) I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line

21) If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

22) If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low

23) If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You

24) If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will

25) If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

26) Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

27) My Every Day Silver Is Plastic

28) My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus

29) My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

30) My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

31) Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You

32) Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill

33) She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft

34) She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

35) She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
36) She Won't Get Under Me, Til I Get Over You

37) She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty

38) She's Thinking Single, I'm Drinking Double

39) Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone

40) They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
41) Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

42) When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In

43) You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too

44) You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd

45) You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

46) You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life

47) You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

haha...... wth.... haha...

this reminds of this really old episode of whose line is it anyways.. scenes in a hat.. "bad songs to go in titanic" and then colin was like "corpses bobbing in tha sea! la la la la" ahh.. you gotta see it.. lol

aww why would people name songs those awful names?

hahaha omg. whoever wrote those songs are demented

heh

Lolz, what kind of song writer would name their song with such crappy titles???

Ahaha *dies of laugher while imagining that*

but seriously, those song names were.... rather crappy...