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Jan 16 2005, 01:06 AM

lol...as said by john heffron

"now that im in my 30's, i carry around tums in my wallet instead of condoms, cuz i realized that i have a better chance of gettin heartburn than gettin laid"
lol
anyways u should but thats just stupid.

Levy2k6

Jan 16 2005, 12:57 PM

i dont carry any in my wallets but thats because im not getting any right now... lol.

but my friends usually always carry some and im always around them for just incase..

lilJdawg

Jan 16 2005, 09:56 PM

Nope & won't be carrying one for a longg timee. (:

SSJ Kenshin

Jan 17 2005, 09:30 PM

Nope. I keep mine in an empty Altoids Box. Thank you Cordell Gibson, wherever you may be.

bad_girl

Jan 19 2005, 05:49 AM

NO I DONT. oops.. im not a guy.

Tung

Jan 23 2005, 01:11 AM

not at the moment. =\

BiGdRaGoN31

Jan 23 2005, 03:16 AM

ya i got 1, still waitin to be used...hahah

dWang

Jan 24 2005, 02:50 AM

nope. its sorta embarrasing if someone goes thru your wallet and they find a condom... haha its more appropriate for girls to have them.

auroradude

Jan 24 2005, 09:24 AM

at least one in wallet at all times. Never know when your gonna need them..

travnewmatic

Jan 24 2005, 10:30 AM

yeah, thats what ive heard too, that extended periods of condom heating in your wallet can render it null and void.

someflipguy

Jan 24 2005, 10:45 AM

Condom Jar. Sounds like a good idea...

Condoms + Wallet + hot ass = crusty condom on pee pee

I think girls and guys should have condoms ready for any occasion even if your not having sex. for those just in case things...

blah1234567

Mar 24 2005, 07:18 PM

i dont....i cant anyways coz my mom might find out..i dont even have a boyfriend...right now...so i ahve no use for one

jenika

Mar 24 2005, 07:32 PM

hmm...interesting...i never knew it was bad to put condoms in your wallett...

super_grover08

Mar 24 2005, 07:56 PM

i would never put a condom in my wallet cause i dont want it to leak or somethin and ruin the leather cause its like a 200$ wallet

nevernothere

Mar 24 2005, 07:57 PM

Pfft.. I don't carry one 'cuz I know the chances of me getting randomly laid are slim to none.

super_grover08

Mar 24 2005, 07:57 PM

lol....i'd rather protect my wallet then my penis

salcha

Mar 25 2005, 12:40 AM

nah, and i dont even have a wallet anymore.
some freaks at my school stole it.

bravodancer04

Mar 25 2005, 09:18 AM

QUOTE(Oreo_bro @ Nov 9 2004, 7:57 PM)

having condoms in your wallet is bad because ur wallet is usually near ur butt which is a heated area...and heat makes the condom expand, opening the tiny microscopic pores, then when u take them out they reutrn to normal but are strecthed which is bad cause then they are easier to break and sperm can soem times get through

whoa thats crazy, but anyway, I used to O=)

Angel_Cece

Mar 25 2005, 03:58 PM

hmmm wallet? lol no um........

f0b_un1t

Mar 25 2005, 08:47 PM

nope, call me what you want but sex isn't something i wanna get into unless i've fallen in love. i'm kinda against pre-marital sex but who knows what will happen. besides, what would girls think of you if they found a condom looking thru your wallet? ("you horny bastard!") haha

Paul so emo

Mar 25 2005, 10:21 PM

i've never even seen a real condom before. I've just seen them on tv and stuff.

Gameboy

Mar 26 2005, 11:06 PM

QUOTE(MasteRxKiD @ Nov 9 2004, 7:18 PM)

I can just picture them...Like cookie-jars but with 'CONDOMS' in nice colorful colors printed on the front.

haha, my friends actually have one in there restroom, but then again it is 4 guys

I don't have a wallet so i don't have condom in it

ANG33ZY

Mar 31 2005, 10:35 PM

I don't have a wallet, I just stuff my pockets with what I need like money, cell phone .. and stuff. No condoms though. hah

love-issosweet

Mar 31 2005, 10:48 PM

nope

Eryi

Apr 1 2005, 02:21 PM

Yeah, but i was disaapointed once.. ;D

something12345

Apr 1 2005, 05:07 PM

No its on my d**k

LudaKriSs

Apr 1 2005, 06:35 PM

i wouldn't
i lose moy wallet a lot, mostly in school, but it always ends up in lost and found, that would be weird if the principal saw a condom in there...

gohomejes

Apr 3 2005, 01:58 AM

QUOTE(stephinika @ Nov 9 2004, 7:12 PM)

wow...i knew it was bad to put 'em in your wallet but thats quite the description there. lol

Lmao thats what i was thinking

QUOTE(MasteRxKiD @ Nov 9 2004, 8:18 PM)

I can just picture them...Like cookie-jars but with 'CONDOMS' in nice colorful colors printed on the front.

LOL that made me laugh too

to answer the question, nah i don't, i'm not sexually active and i dont plan on being so i dont need them

DV889

Apr 4 2005, 07:39 PM

Of COurse Not...........

mysticalazxn

Apr 5 2005, 01:32 AM

nope no condom,
well but it be wise to do so,
protection =P
i'm still not in the stage to make some one pregnant, lol i buy some when i'm like 21, 3 more years!

iliang86

Apr 5 2005, 03:58 AM

yah...ive heard that condoms shouldnt be kept in wallets too. but i guess having one is better than not yah?

ItzOnlySydney

Apr 5 2005, 04:13 AM

my friend carries some in his pocket.

tmauze

Apr 5 2005, 05:07 PM

QUOTE(faithin_felix @ Nov 14 2004, 12:26 AM)

don't need one. screw protection.

my thoughts exactly

soulless727

Apr 5 2005, 07:17 PM

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EmoEyelinerx

Jun 12 2007, 12:01 PM

QUOTE(Oreo_bro @ Nov 9 2004, 09:57 PM)

having condoms in your wallet is bad because ur wallet is usually near ur butt which is a heated area...and heat makes the condom expand, opening the tiny microscopic pores, then when u take them out they reutrn to normal but are strecthed which is bad cause then they are easier to break and sperm can soem times get through

Wow. Thats nice to know. My ex I knows keeps a condom in his wallet. Haha I think I should start keeping some in my room...

Chicago

Jun 14 2007, 05:07 PM

hahaha, nope

Relentless

Jun 18 2007, 12:36 AM

I don't because I lost my wallet. I dropped it somewhere. -.-"

cupcakex

Jun 19 2007, 02:51 PM

My boyfriend doesn't, I carry them in my pures. Ahah.

freeridefight

Jun 24 2007, 09:28 AM

Why would you want to do that. That makes you look like some player. It would be funny to because if you so happen to need one and you open it, and it would be expired. The girl would be like "Wow, so you havent had that much action. Why do you carry one in your wallet?"

luxuriate

Jun 24 2007, 07:07 PM

Hey f**k sex the real bitches will give you somethin` on purpose

Lyts-by-me

Jun 25 2007, 02:31 PM

use to.not anymore cuz i learned its not good for the condom.

VaeVictis

Sep 11 2007, 04:40 PM

No, I don't, and never will, as people have said, the heat in your wallets causes them to weaken.

IVIike

Sep 11 2007, 07:47 PM

^-- same but they are always near by

toxicity584

Nov 13 2007, 08:12 PM

I dont keep condoms in my wallet i usually go in raw because i know the chicks ive been with but if i do use a condom i go and get a box from the store on the way to the beat down scene....

sheridan_whiteside

Nov 14 2007, 06:01 PM

man, if you're mackin' on that cousin action, you better suit up.

ChangeofHeart

Dec 17 2007, 06:24 PM

nope wouldnt carry them there incase it were to fall out.

MissFits

Dec 19 2007, 04:25 AM

QUOTE(jambaJUICE @ Nov 9 2004, 10:35 PM)

Did you know that if you leave condoms in your wallet for more than 2 weeks they become deactive?

A deactive condom?
In two weeks?
I think you are full of shit. Spermicide will still kill the sperm if the condom does have a microscopic gap.

Sandraaa

Dec 19 2007, 09:06 AM

I used to. Till some guy in my class stole my wallet and told everyone what was in it. Grr.

newkidontheblock

Jan 6 2008, 09:04 PM

i leave my wallet all over the place and if my parent find a condom in it you might find me on the street. so i don't carry it with me.

Cataclysm

Feb 1 2008, 07:19 PM

this might sound stupid because of how disgusting the world is now but I don't carry a condom around in my wallet because I don't plan on having sex until I'm married.

Only exception is if I get cancer and am going to die... I definatly don't want to die a virgin lol