can i smack you first??

can i cut your hair??

my hair is short nuf



Do phones really make beeping noises? or ringing noises?

^^^ go to bed!!!!!

are you really that dumb?

Course not. I have a 140 IQ


Ar eyou really THAT smart?

yes ...yes i am....

what?

Yeeeeaaaahh!!

OK?

WHAT!!!! haha...

do you have lance in your pants?

i have pee on my pants....

whats your excuse?

ur mom!


wtf?!?!

what do you want me to F***

okay did that make sense?

sense...yea i have senses!


OMG WTF IS THAT ON UR FACE!?

OMG! I have a nose on me! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!


Are you afraid of the dark?

only at night time....

can i see at which force my hand can collide with your face?

well can i see at which force my shoe can collide with your head first?



look down your shirt and spell attic?

*looks down shirt* b-a-s-e-m-e-n-t


did i spell that right?

yes well done!

#$#$@#$>":&**&^T&*()%....?????????????

Aww I you too!



Will you play Harry Pottter with me?

aite let me get out my magic wand so i can rape you with it....

so poison is unhealthy to drink yes?

No, poison can cure many things like depression.

Sticking a fork in an electric socket won't hurt me will it?

You're safe if you hit the 4th hole of the socket.

What do dreams taste like?

Taste just like candy

Do you think it's sanitary to pick other people's merfs?

sure...u can pick anything and its still sanitary!



is ABC really as easy as 123?

nope, 123 has many languages to say it.

why did the chicken cross the road?

his drug buyers where in the other side dumb@ss......

can faithin_felix anal rape you?

*Unzips pants* I think you know the answer!


Will you cyber with me right now?

idk i dont think i can use a computer.....

so this fashion statement bout living is it THAT good?

I wish I could read your question....



So do you believe in dead people?

eating food? no...

can i suck ur balls?

yea let me got get them....nvm my brother is shooting them in a hoop!



do you suck on baby bottles?

who told you....

can i wear your clothes?

only if i can wear urs!


do u like nanners?

ummm.. does that include tatertots? ::drool::


Water or H*subscript2*O?

milk!

and you are?

Ohhh are you!

And?

cheese!


mac n cheese is yummy?

extremely even though im lactose intolerant.. i just love the feeling of swelling up and dying!

eff me <----stupid question...just in case you were wondering

Come my way <---Stupid answer I know, I am just typing the lyrics of my winamp player




Can you feel it? Can you dream it? Wanna come my way?

do you have candy?

can u pull candy out of your ass?

If my ass contains airbags..yes.


You gimme a dollah, I give you a yen, ok?

okay ...how bout i give you a black eye also?

do i make you weak?

not really. nope. not at all.


Don't you think the backspace button is just the bestest? (the space key is also teh sh!t!)

(reply in rhetorical question) do you think you are i little too obsessed...

do you have an erection?

not right now hah


stoopid girl. <--- heres your question

im knot stuopidd!! nd yuho knowe eit!



can u pull a carrot out of your ass?

HAH!

CAN I?! <--q

*pulls a carrot outta his ass*


I SURE CAN!!!

i cant because im deformed -.-


j.lo booty or beyonce booty

mah booty....

are you naked?

Onli inside your head.



scotch tape - invention of God?

pffft the scottish invented it...

are you a girl?

i dunno....i need to go to the doctor and see


are you gay?