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pAtRiCk_sTar
got this off a wierd/kool site. srry if it already was posted, but
YOU know ur addicted to the net when........

1. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

3. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.

4. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

5. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.

6. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car.

7. Your cat has its own homepage.

8. You beg your friends to get an AOL account so you can all "hang out."

9. You have your screen name as your license plate.

10. You actually invite large groups of people to your house and have internet parties.

11. You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on.

12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom.

13. The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.

14. You’re on the phone and say "BRB".

15. Instead of forplay, you ask your spouse if she/he wants to skip the small talk and cyber.

16. You have internet in your bathroom.

18. You get depressed when you check your email and dont have any.

17. You name your dog DotCom.
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TheSilenceInDiction
That seems rather old.

Me and my friends actually say 'Be Are Be' (BRB) in real life, like when they go to the bathroom or something. laugh.gif
It just comes about naturally.
EXPLO5ION
QUOTE(pAtRiCk_sTar @ Nov 8 2004, 1:02 AM)
got this off a wierd/kool site. srry if it already was posted, but
YOU know ur addicted to the net when........

1. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

3. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.

4. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

5. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.

6. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car.

7. Your cat has its own homepage.

8. You beg your friends to get an AOL account so you can all "hang out."

9. You have your screen name as your license plate.

10. You actually invite large groups of people to your house and have internet parties.

11. You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on.

12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom.

13. The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.

14. You’re on the phone and say "BRB".

15. Instead of forplay, you ask your spouse if she/he wants to skip the small talk and cyber.

16. You have internet in your bathroom.

18. You get depressed when you check your email and dont have any.

17. You name your dog DotCom.
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heh..heh..h.. whistling.gif i am so NOT obsessed _unsure.gif
meandonlyme
ummmmmm.....SOOOOOOO!!!!! mad.gif
diezelbabygrl_xoxo
1. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

8. You beg your friends to get an AOL account so you can all "hang out."

12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom.

13. The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.

14. You’re on the phone and say "BRB".

18. You get depressed when you check your email and dont have any.


LOL...those are the ones I have. rolleyes.gif
jambaJUICE
QUOTE(MasteRxKiD @ Nov 8 2004, 1:15 AM)
That seems rather old.

Me and my friends actually say 'Be Are Be' (BRB) in real life, like when they go to the bathroom or something. laugh.gif
It just comes about naturally.

QUOTE
1. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

8. You beg your friends to get an AOL account so you can all "hang out."

12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom.

13. The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.

14. You’re on the phone and say "BRB".

18. You get depressed when you check your email and dont have any.

LOL...those are the ones I have. 


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eli5e
lol i USED to be #11 =/ ...
emptyminded
11 12 18... Er. Back in the Day.. haha.
gelionie
only #1, 11, 18 fit me. haha.
Chaos13
some are pretty funny and some are pretty lame but numero 2!

"2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to. "

i do it for no reason!
SuPerSoPow1025
QUOTE(pAtRiCk_sTar @ Nov 8 2004, 1:02 AM)
2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

lol I do that, lol, uh oh. IM addicted!!!
mzteriouzme007
haha... i shouild name my dog dotcom
pAtRiCk_sTar
QUOTE(mzteriouzme007 @ Nov 11 2004, 8:48 PM)
haha... i shouild name my dog dotcom

HAHA that'd be wierd if you were walking in the street and ur like "come along dotcom, it's been nearly 2 minutes since we've checked our inbox" happy.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif
xTINAA
QUOTE(MasteRxKiD @ Nov 7 2004, 11:15 PM)
That seems rather old.

Me and my friends actually say 'Be Are Be' (BRB) in real life, like when they go to the bathroom or something. laugh.gif
It just comes about naturally.

haha same with me and my friends. like ELL OH ELL. OH EM GEE. haha yes.. so i guess in a sense i am addicted hehe
azn_r4pf4n
im not addicted, none of that stuff applies to me, but that list is true though.
teenprincess
These are the only one's that apply to me.

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8. You beg your friends to get an AOL account so you can all "hang out."

12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom

13. The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.

14. You’re on the phone and say "BRB".

18. You get depressed when you check your email and dont have any
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miss barnes
QUOTE(pAtRiCk_sTar @ Nov 8 2004, 12:02 AM)
got this off a wierd/kool site. srry if it already was posted, but
YOU know ur addicted to the net when........


2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

4. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

8. You beg your friends to get an AOL account so you can all "hang out."

11. You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on.

12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom.

14. You’re on the phone and say "BRB".

18. You get depressed when you check your email and dont have any.

17. You name your dog DotCom.
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i have these ones
blowpops69
QUOTE(pAtRiCk_sTar @ Nov 8 2004, 1:02 AM)
got this off a wierd/kool site. srry if it already was posted, but
YOU know ur addicted to the net when........

2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.
11. You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on.
13. The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.
14. You’re on the phone and say "BRB".

good i only have 4
mechwarrior1989
1. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."
2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.
4. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes. (except mine is generally longer, more in the range of 5-10 days)
10. You actually invite large groups of people to your house and have internet parties. (Kinda sorta, the term LAN party comes to mind which is playing games, sorta the same thing)
11. You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on. (I'm already always on AIM so no problem)
12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom. (Usually not email, I check websites that I frequent)
18. You get depressed when you check your email and dont have any. (Though I usually get email places)
acidophilus
You make a topic like this.

You knew it was coming.
__xxfrappachino<3
QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Nov 8 2004, 3:29 PM)
1. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

8. You beg your friends to get an AOL account so you can all "hang out."

12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom.

13. The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.

14. You’re on the phone and say "BRB".

18. You get depressed when you check your email and dont have any.


LOL...those are the ones I have. rolleyes.gif

happy.gif ditto here

i'm still in the middle stages of addiction.. hehe..
EnrapturedElf
haha only number 2 nd 14 apply to meeh happy.gif
ANG33ZY
2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.


^ That's fun. I do it.
lonelydevil426
haha. i'm definitely addicted
Nicolatofu
QUOTE(pAtRiCk_sTar @ Nov 13 2004, 2:46 AM)
HAHA that'd be wierd if you were walking in the street and ur like "come along dotcom, it's been nearly 2 minutes since we've checked our inbox" happy.gif  biggrin.gif  laugh.gif

haha! omg that would be hilarious. i should do that someday.
Knight
Okay I'm scared... I screamed "LOL!!!" after reading this ohmy.gif laugh.gif
Dusck
i cant be THAT addicted! haha
LiLaZnGirL122
this is mostly aim freak lol i dont really do any of dem haha
mirage
well, i guess i am not that addicted after all =)
lovescream
only a few of them i'm missing tongue.gif
pAtRiCk_sTar
QUOTE(Knight @ Nov 21 2004, 4:48 PM)
Okay I'm scared... I screamed "LOL!!!" after reading this ohmy.gif laugh.gif

lol haha that's funny. yeah, it's mostly AIM, but i do say "lol" out loud.....sometimes wacko.gif
xbr0kensmil3
1,2,3,4,8,11,14,18
my parents are doing something about my addiction sad.gif
islandkiss
i'm addicted.. but that doesn't apply to me
HikaruTakekawa
tongue.gif lol funny. happy.gif
oO_BrItTiShBaBe_Oo
I have done just about all of those. I am constantly using "brb" lol" "ttyl" and all the others when talking on the phone or whatever, it is the funniest thing
literemix24
hrm..apparently only number 2 appliesz to me..x]
SystemDamaged
I don't do like 20% of those things, but I'm defintily an internet addict tongue.gif
INSOMNIA
sweating.gif sweating.gif er, i am not addicted mad.gif
toodlepops.
guess im not as obsessed as i thought. blink.gif
heyyfrankie
i'm going to do number 17. tongue.gif
Skyline Drive
QUOTE(pAtRiCk_sTar @ Nov 8 2004, 1:02 AM)
1. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom.

14. You’re on the phone and say "BRB".

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hahaha So maybe I'm semi addicted.. I don't say #1 anymore.. but I used to.
alone in the world
QUOTE(pAtRiCk_sTar @ Nov 13 2004, 2:46 AM)
HAHA that'd be wierd if you were walking in the street and ur like "come along dotcom, it's been nearly 2 minutes since we've checked our inbox" happy.gif  biggrin.gif  laugh.gif
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LOL,LOL shifty.gif whistling.gif
yskulmate
oh my. well ill do 17.. LOLzzz
inthemudhole
1. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

3. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.

4. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

5. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.

6. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car.

7. Your cat has its own homepage. (Dog.. in my case..)

8. You beg your friends to get an AOL account so you can all "hang out."

9. You have your screen name as your license plate.

10. You actually invite large groups of people to your house and have internet parties.

11. You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on.

12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom.

13. The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.

14. You’re on the phone and say "BRB".

15. Instead of forplay, you ask your spouse if she/he wants to skip the small talk and cyber.

16. You have internet in your bathroom.

18. You get depressed when you check your email and dont have any.

17. You name your dog DotCom.

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Ehm.
Koff.
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