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CrimsonArchangel
A new store named Husband-Mart opened. Husband-Mart is a store where
women can go and choose a husband from among many men. The store is
composed of six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as
the shopper ascends the flight of stairs.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose
a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down, except to exit the building.

So, this woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor, the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men have jobs."

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that is better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what is further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids."

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes.

The third floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking."

"Hmm, better," she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" Up she goes.


The fourth floor sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework."

"Wow!", exclaims the woman, "very tempting. But, there must be more further
up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting for me on the sixth
floor?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: "Floor 6 - You are visitor 1,260,459,789,015 to
this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

happy.gif Yay for us hard-to-please women.
acidophilus
haha clever.
krnxswat
I've heard other versions to this, but I think this is just plain stupid.

Who wouldn't go for something better?
It's just stupid if you get something, while you know you can get something much better.
CrimsonArchangel
QUOTE(krnxswat @ Nov 4 2004, 8:13 PM)
I've heard other versions to this, but I think this is just plain stupid.

Who wouldn't go for something better?
It's just stupid if you get something, while you know you can get something much better.

I *love* your words.

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Can you be my friend? whistling.gif flowers.gif
krnxswat
QUOTE(CrimsonArchangel @ Nov 4 2004, 10:12 PM)
I *love* your words.

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Can you be my friend? whistling.gif flowers.gif

Sure. happy.gif
My name's Seon Ho, 17 years of age. Currently reside in New York, and junior in high school. I also used to admin createBlog, but not anymore.
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CrimsonArchangel
QUOTE(krnxswat @ Nov 4 2004, 10:13 PM)
Sure.  happy.gif
My name's Seon Ho, 17 years of age. Currently reside in New York, and junior in high school. I also used to admin createBlog, but not anymore.
How about you?  rolleyes.gif

laugh.gif yay! Just some random rant, pretty sure you've been told (if its you, hehe), but *nice* bod.

My name is Angel, 17 years old, currently live in NY as well, college freshman in the boondocks of Tennessee. (GET ME OUT OF HERE, PLEASE!!! cry.gif )
wind&fire
awwww...i wanna man!
rhqtpie
hahahahaha thas a good one. laugh.gif yea i woulda went to the 6th too
LiLaZnGirL122
HAHhAH
o0_BLuez_0o
so true lol
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