WTFREAK!! I woke up sticky and yah wet in bed but i didnt quiet have a "wet dream" with the sex and stuff instead its like weird dream...i had these dreams like a lot and some how i tend to ejaculate.....yah yah.......and one time i dreamed that i was pulling my belt really hard and yah there we go i wake up sticky....so help me what the hell is going on!!

You don't have to dream about sex during a wet dream. And you got a wet dream. If you want to stop it, maybe you should have some fun with yourself volunteerily, or else the cup will keep runnething over.

haha i c thanks...but i dont wanna jack off .....heh....

Maybe you just don't know how to masterbate...

DUDE>........y not?

like.. thers nthn wrong with it..n i guess now u have a choice of..
1 the wt dreams
2 masterbation

so yea.. u make the pick/.....u cound always wear a diaper if u dont wanna get sticky

Honestly, what guy wouldn't know how to? It's like the easiest thing to do. Just up and down and up and down...okay I'll stop now.

I mean, on the other hand, it's wayyy harder for girls. =\

do u not masturbate? it prevents wet dreams haha.... well i guess w/e foats ur boat rofl.....

Hrm....yea.... i guess its normal,but yea weird ~_~

Just masterbate. sheesh. Even if you don`t want to, at least you won`t wake up all sticky icky.

Thanks for sharing but anyways what everyone said.

wow..

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lets say i'm glad i dont have to deal with that.

then turn into a man whore...lol
go f*ck ur gf ...she won't mind...lol

^^ hahaha! funny! but she might mind unless he dun have a girl

aha

Heh heh. I could teach him how

o well....wet dreams are pleasant anyways...so

what's a masterbatE? hm... just curious... i think u should just like.. haff some fun.. x]]

o shit


some other guy can field this question, I don't want to kill innocence.

hmm... this is weird...

you, dreameroi, rockthisshyt, and angel_roh have the same exact IP address in some of each of your guys' posts...

hahah niel lol

and you want help??... ahaha!! masterbation is funny!

i didn't know u masturbated to prevent wet dreams...
i guess i learned something new today...

Lmao, that wasn't your belt you were pulling realy hard!


Wet dream vs. Masterbating.. Wouldn't you rather masterbate than wake up in sticky stuff every morning?

dude, thats weird.

u have to masturbate often!!

it's er.... when u.....r.....pleasuring urself. aka exploring ur body. but....um i dont think i can explain it to u....since im a girl...so yea.

masturbating is when u put ur hand on a certain area and move it up and down for however long it takes for u to ejaculate. if u don't kno what ejaculate is, it's like ur body's own personal squirt gun...for guyz...what didn't i cover?

You don't masturbate and your testicles could no longer hold more sperm so they had to go somewhere.

hah! personal squirt gun...lol

omg!! if u dont wanna wake up all wet n crap just do it...there is nothing wrong with it....just dont get caught!

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haha...

just jack off unless u want to have to clean ur sheets everyday.

o wow...


dude..just do it! sucumb to the peer pressure! Ur gonna ejaculate anywayz! why not have a good feeling while waxin the rocket then waking up in sticky stuff and not experiancing the feel at all?

that or call the pizza girl....

You dont have to have a dream about sex when you ejaculate in bed! If you start masturbating more you wont have this problem as much!

yeah thats true^^^. what you're having is called nocturnal emissions & they' re normal

There's nothing wrong with masterbation.
Just make sure you don't get caught and take care of it when you're alone.

And don't take your chances with an apple pie.
*American Pie popped into my head.*

nice pics tainted!

^oops spam^

Yea. just take care of it.

dam this post is still here...HAHAH...jeez..of course i know everything and that i needa masterbate and crap...heehee...i only wanted to start a new topic where everybody can just go on.. .........neways whatever now ...(white lotus taught me to masterbate..haha)

It was so fun too, teaching him. HAHAHA!

O.O

I'm curious how the convo went down.

a good boy (:

how do girls masturbate i have absolutely no idea

please tell me your lieing.....


well they either use fingers or a big large object to subsitie for a guys .....
u fill in the rest.

thanx~

so is it true that virgins cannot masturbate?

girls (virgins) say its painful whenever theres a slightly larger force exerted on their......

what? of course virgins can still masturbate. Think dildo.

yeah i had orgasm in my dream...i didnt like it either...i just hope it doesnt come back eh-__-

If i were a guy...id be in my room with the door locked all the time O_O you guys really do have it good. and btw most girls have no problems with it!

maybe some girl has sex with you every night while your asleep.

I don't know what masterbation is.

But I do know what masturbation is.

And... I guess that is why I don't have wet dreams.

at least you don't have menstral cycle... dealing with all these blood.... i know that i am not too descriptive