Full Version: The Little Old Man
There once was a little old man
And he looked out the window of his store
His eyes so empty and his shop so cold
It melted my heart of coal
The rain fell in torrents outside
Like the tears of the undead
That cried for the man that sat by the door
Of the lonely hardware store
So I took out my .49
And I shot him in between the eyes
And he fell to the ground with a heavy thud
And bled till he was dead.
It has a little happy tune to go along, which makes the whole thing even more messed up, because this isn't a happy sort of thing...if you are insulted by this poem, then sorry...btw, I didn't mean this against elderly people or anything...wth, just post a comment.
Sounds like a fun, sadistic little jingle to sing along to. 
^_^ Thank you.
weird. it reminds me of the girl in your sig and avatar! kinda funny too. (i am going to hell)
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