Well, it's the last day of October. If you guys haven't heard of Nanowrimo, check them out. It's about writing a novel in November!

NANOWRIMO - the craziness

//Edit: Woops. I meant to write National NOVEL Writing Month

Though, it's not really national...

WOW. This is pretty cool. And I had a great idea for something to. Thanks.

Here's my idea of a general plot:

A girl from Wyoming [The American people] is sitting in her house one day when an Avalance [September 11th] transports her to the Land of Gal [Gal = Gallons, of oil]. She arrives in Eastern Gal, when the Wicked Witch of the East [Hillary Clinton] tries to get her to do mandatory service, but the Wicked Witch dies when she gets cancer and has to wait in a line for a little too long to get healthcare. So some Dwarves decide to help the girl get back to Wyoming, and tells her to follow the Murky Black Road [oil] to see the Wonderful Wizard of Gal [D.ick Cheney], in the Emerald City [The Green Zone in Baghdad]. Along the way, she will encounter flying monkeys [Neoconservatives], led by the leader of the flying monkies [Bush], and also the Wicked Witch of the West [Dianne Feinstein], who tries to confiscate her weapons but ends up killing herselves with them. Then Dorothy realizes that the Wizard is just a little humbug controlled by other forces [Halliburton] and has to travel to find the Good Witch of the South [Ron Paul] to escape and return to Wyoming [The old America]. She is also accompanied by a Tin Man [Urban People] and a Scarecrow [Rural People], as well as a Cowardly Lion [John Kerry], as she keeps trying to go on her quest. Good plot, eh?