In US history one of the seniors ( my class contains 21 people : 2 seniors, 1 german junior, 9 sophmores and the rest are freshman, as am i. We were debating supreme court cases and he ( kyle one of the 18 yr old seniors was the only one against us, i only talked with him ( kyle ) my soph friend from forever ago, jared, and the german junior, and well we were talking outside the group and just talking politics and fun stuff ( hes allowed to vote, crazy ass bush supporter ), so he goes "when i become gov. of NJ none of this would happen i'd have final say and thats it" i golaughing " just dont have an affair with a man like the one now" ( i love gay people and am in compleate support of thier rights so no bashing was intended ) And he goes that tight lipped smile and shake of his head,laughs a little and goes "nooo" i laugh and go :"i dunno, i dont know you, for all i know you could be . . ." He gets up towards me and nudges me saying " wanna go to the bathroom and find out?"

hysterical but utterly wrong if your thinking of the massive age difference ( freshman, 14 ), i took it for what it was; a joke, but the teacher unfortunatly did not.

anything like this happen to you?

not really... people dont like me... im too "quiet"... pft... i could care less of what they say though... but if someone did try to do that to me, i would just glare... glaring is funn

That's...odd.

Shoulda had sex with him while you had the chance. XD

soo should have, hes attactive as all hell

Then why didn't you?
Age doesn't matter.
Sex is sex.
I'd kill to be propositioned by someone atleast 3 years older than me...


- Chinkieeyedpnoi

i'm only a year older, but wanna go eff in the bathroom rite now??

lol.. im not much of a lust type of person but that does seem like a funny type of situation

So did you say yes?

I woulda

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if that heppened to me, i'd be like "ok, but i'd have to ask my boyfriend first. "..hahahhaha LMAO...ok mebi it wasn't that funnny

hell...i woulda..well, if it was a girl saying that to me and she was my age, but that aint gonna happen


but anyways..yeah..weird pickup line..

Love is love
Sex is sex
Kissing is great
lets try it next

ahahs. good enough. eff him

haha yea >.<

laugh it was a joke!

LETS do it! haha!

i had this happen

"man ur pants must b mirrors cuz i can see myself in them"
700 post

lol .

haha yea its your call

yeah..i was walking around the college with a friend before class started and she brought me over to this petition and said to sign it blah blah blah..so i said okay and..

guy::sign here here..

then i was sitting there signing

guy::yeah so..are you still modeling??
me::what??
guy::are you still modeling??
me::uhhh..i...dont...model..i never have..
guy::oh really?? so that wasnt you on the cover of cosmo??
me::uhhh no?!
guy::Well you`re pretty enough to be.
me::thanks..... *time passes* im too short to be a model anyway
guy::nooo how tall do you have to be??
me:: like 5`9 at the shortest
guy::how tall are you??
me::5 foot exactly..
guy::oh..well you`re gorgeous..can i give you my number??


it was weird..but cute

hahaha thats funny! you should've said, "ok, you, me, bathroom, now." so did you go?

^^ That's a really good one.

Now... the worst one ever.... my friend Adam. His pickup line of choice was (please forgive the obscenity) "Nice shoes, wanna f**k?" Sickening, no? Yet, somehow, he got a million girlfriends with that horrid line.

what are you talking about? that's a great pick up line.

" Did you just fart, because YOU just blew me away."

So stupid..

DID IT HURT?
DID WHAT HURT?
WHEN U FELL FROM HEAVEN

MOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I KNOW MY CALCULUS IT GOES U+ME=US!

you're crazy.

senior/freshman isn't that bad.......

hmm...well this isnt really a pick up line, but this is a convo me and a guy had....i was in the library taking a test on a book:
Me:Hey
Brandon: hey....what did u make on ur test?
Me: i havent started it yet.
Brandon: O so u waited for me huh?


i though that was pretty corny. lol

ha. rofl. i did that to some one before. but yeah we were friends and we always messed around like that. lol so funny.

"that shirt looks very becoming on you... if i were on you I'D be cumming too!"