I finnally cracked the code for us guys.

ever leave a conversation with your girlfriend feeling more confused then when it first started?

Ever here the word fine, and then 5 seoncds later find out it wasnt fine? WELL HERE IS THE CODE! Read up and take notes guys!

WORDS WOMEN USE
It may help, but you willl never truely understand them!


'FINE'
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.


'FIVE MINUTES'
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.


'NOTHING'
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"


'GO AHEAD' ( With Raised Eyebrows! )
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"


'GO AHEAD' (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.


LOUD 'SIGH'
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"


SOFT 'SIGH'
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.


THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."


'GO AHEAD!'
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.


'PLEASE DO!'
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"


'THANKS!'
A woman is thanking you. Do not! faint. Just say you're welcome.


'THANKS A LOT!'
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"









yeah its 1:10am and im bored...

haha is this advice from you or from a different creator? rofl

many...men..died...for this info....mation...the girls..they..they found..out..and..tried to end it...from..reach..ing...the..boards...

it seems like u just copied and paste what another thread that had the same exact guide and writing style had...

Guys would die for this guide? LAFF!!!!!!!!! this is nothing ><;

Hahaha, how true!

1 word -- unoriginal

More words -- We are NOT fire-breathing dragons. Just be yourself and you'll be fine. Just don't be a jerk is all we ask.

you cracked tha code? how about whoever wrote that from ebaum did

never said i wrote it :P
i said i cracked it, i found it, i share it ^_^

and it wasnt from ebuam either ^_~

^I saw it from ebaum so .. yea..

kekeke..

and i say those things

uhm.... wow how kind of lame. haha jp

ebuam has been known to take things from other sites, or things submited by people. this could hace origonated anywhere, i like it and it was from a friend

i seriously saw this same exact thing on another thread before. ehh. some are true
THANKS A LOT!

thats good.. dayum freakin broke it!! well i hope you guys understand!! get me a freaking shopping spree!!!!

if only ALL guys knew it eh??? life wud be soo much easier...

we're not that hard to read u knoe... but if ur a bit slowww... jus diig deep down inside n find ur inner nerd to memorize the dayyuum thing.

eh ..... Until u learn to read signals.....i wont be impressed

Ahh yes. Words are one thing, but our gestures are a whole 'nother world yet undiscovered by the common mind of a guy.

Try us.

so, how'd you crack it?

wow.... O.o thats shows a lot bout women...

lmao. thet's actually pretty true... ooph not too good on my behalf... but still funny. and i repeat, very true.

some was helpful. hahaha

. lol i think its kind of stupid but =]

ROFLMAO

okay okay...."nothing", "five minutes" i can understand..so0o true about the others though!!

same here. this things from like....five years ago.
-J.K

this is really funny & informative! rotflmao!

informative... but a bit difficult to follow!

LMAO..funny. but. TRUE...haha

lol FINALLY!!!!!!

there was a post on this around 2 months ago cuz i remmember i commented about it and saved it... its still good tho..

there's better ones tho.

damnit. us girls will need a new code now...

girls dont need to get a new code.. us guys will forget the code and then we are gonna come back to this and read it when its to late.. lol.. so it doesnt really matter.

mostly true...

very very VERY interesting lol

haha *takes out notebook and logs these words down* haha lmao :p

don't write it down, then u'd look like a loser when un reading it in front of her.. lol.

can you girls write a guide then :(

ROFLLLSS
im like laughing as i read that cus i could relate hhehee
its kinda true too !

LOLZ, that's true... aren't we girls so complicated? well, guess not that complicated