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strice
kryogenix
That's just wrong.

Twisting the words of Christ?
Mr. Psychotic
HAHAHAHAAHA i find that funny
islandkiss
wtf?




isn't bush a religious man? and twisting jesus' words is fcuked up.
NiKECHiQ
omg thats so wrong ! bush, dont count on me writing your name in that ballot !
inquisitive_
mellow.gif Thats not right. Nor do I find it funny.
strice
you guys are no fun at all.
ComradeRed
Haha though I disagree (the Jesus quotes are clearly taken out of context), I did find that very funny.
inlonelinessidie
The pictures honestly scared me.
gigiopolis
QUOTE(NiKECHiQ @ Oct 17 2004, 11:05 AM)
omg thats so wrong ! bush, dont count on me writing your name in that ballot !

LOL it's supposed to be a joke.

I find it very funny. =)
cornflakes
Funny... Jesus is soft on crime!!!
kryogenix
Moving to humor.
eli5e
ahh i dont get it
expoised
you know there's a part in the Bible (i'm not going to look for it b/c i'm lazy) that says that the devil will twist what the Bible says and will use it to decieve you.

1) that's not funny
2) you are an idiot.

thats all i've got to say.
expoised
QUOTE(NiKECHiQ @ Oct 17 2004, 2:05 PM)
omg thats so wrong ! bush, dont count on me writing your name in that ballot !

sorry for double posting, but.

you're an idiot if you're using that effed up picture to decide whose name you put on that ballot.
jambaJUICE
QUOTE([X)
poised,Oct 18 2004, 6:37 PM] you know there's a part in the Bible (i'm not going to look for it b/c i'm lazy) that says that the devil will twist what the Bible says and will use it to decieve you.

1) that's not funny
2) you are an idiot.

thats all i've got to say.

She speaks the truth, and im too lazy as well to go get my bible and look for the passage.

thats not cool to make fun of Jesus Christ.
there`s a difference between humor and ridicule.
VANS1170
um.. usually, you think of offending people when posting that kind of stuff, at least i do.
ryfitaDF
what crawled up all your butts? Jesus is the nicest guy EVER! i'm sure he'd laugh at it. you all gotta lighten up.

also, doesn't the bible say "an eye for an eye" but then says "turn the other cheek"? fliiiiip-flooooop!
strice
this is making fun of bush, not jesus. grow a sense of humour. you guys have no appreciation for some clever satire. it's just oooh thats so wrong you're an idiot! and people wonder why i'm not particularly fond of christians.
sporadic
Ah, I thought it was funny.

George Bush would have a heart attack if he saw that x]
expoised
QUOTE(strice @ Oct 18 2004, 9:29 PM)
this is making fun of bush, not jesus. grow a sense of humour. you guys have no appreciation for some clever satire. it's just oooh thats so wrong you're an idiot! and people wonder why i'm not particularly fond of christians.

but you know what? that sense of humor is not appreciated. and i'm sure its not just offensive to christians. if i made fun of buddha, or any other religion's god or beliefs... they'd be pissed too.

and i also find that offensive b/c i'm not anti-bush. and you twisted Jesus's words around. its not something to mess with.

and FYI, i have a very good sense of humor. its just not crude and i WILL defend my religion. making that a joke is like a racial slur. its not appreciated. so piss off.
diezelbabygrl_xoxo
QUOTE(NiKECHiQ @ Oct 17 2004, 2:05 PM)
bush, dont count on me writing your name in that ballot !

George Bush says its okay.


I don't particularly find this funny, but not because I find offensive or anything, or because I'm "no fun at all" but it just doesn't strike me as funny...Sorry. But it's pretty clever happy.gif


Some Christians don't even know a word that Jesus had said....Atleast some will have a little religious knowledge...
kryogenix
QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Oct 19 2004, 4:36 PM)
George Bush says its okay.

He does? I think MAD just put that there without his consent.

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Some Christians don't even know a word that Jesus had said....Atleast some will have a little religious knowledge...


No information is better than misinformation.

Man. I move it to humor and then people start debating on it. sad.gif
dfly112
i love my jesus... bush sux!!! mad.gif
strice
[x] poised, i'm flattered that you think i'm clever enough to think of this, but alas i must admit that it is the work of mad magazine, if you read the caption at the bottom and the subtopic. i'm still at a loss to udnerstand why you think it's bashing jesus. it's quoting jesus and how cool he is and they're saying that bush would twist it up and make him the bad guy. this is playing on the general idea that jesus is a the definition good guy and that the bush campaign cares not who it bashes. it's not a slur, it's just good fun with the bush campaign. so, in your words, piss off.
expoised
QUOTE(strice @ Oct 19 2004, 8:36 PM)
[x] poised, i'm flattered that you think i'm clever enough to think of this, but alas i must admit that it is the work of mad magazine, if you read the caption at the bottom and the subtopic. i'm still at a loss to udnerstand why you think it's bashing jesus. it's quoting jesus and how cool he is and they're saying that bush would twist it up and make him the bad guy. this is playing on the general idea that jesus is a the definition good guy and that the bush campaign cares not who it bashes. it's not a slur, it's just good fun with the bush campaign. so, in your words, piss off.

first of all. Bush probably DIDN'T approve of it. and it IS bashing Jesus b/c you're twisting his meaning.

and i never said you made it up. i'm saying you're an idiot for thinking its funny and posting it up here.

by the way. i'm Pro-Bush. so you're "Bush is twisting up words of Jesus" line wont work with me.

and you know what? i believe i told you to piss off first, a-hole.
ryfitaDF
this is awesome. all this ruckus over a silly little mad magazine article. i believe it's my turn to contribute happy.gif

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but you know what? that sense of humor is not appreciated. and i'm sure its not just offensive to christians. if i made fun of buddha, or any other religion's god or beliefs... they'd be pissed too.


yet another reason to become atheist. really, though, if i were still a christian and i saw that i'd laugh just as hard. plus, i'm anti-bush and i still laugh at anti-kerry jokes. it seems like you just need to lighten up about it. that's what jesus would have done biggrin.gif
strice
QUOTE([X)
poised,Oct 19 2004, 9:26 PM] first of all. Bush probably DIDN'T approve of it. and it IS bashing Jesus b/c you're twisting his meaning.

and i never said you made it up. i'm saying you're an idiot for thinking its funny and posting it up here.

by the way. i'm Pro-Bush. so you're "Bush is twisting up words of Jesus" line wont work with me.

and you know what? i believe i told you to piss off first, a-hole.

you are obviously oblivious to everything i've pointed out. why don't you go take more pictures of your ass or something, it seems to be your forte.
Spirited Away
I can't help but to find it kinda funny. I can't hate MAD, it has been good to me.
expoised
QUOTE(strice @ Oct 19 2004, 9:54 PM)
you are obviously oblivious to everything i've pointed out. why don't you go take more pictures of your ass or something, it seems to be your forte.

f*ck you. _smile.gif
dani41790
sorry but i find that worng
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