A man was talking to his buddy.

"I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."

His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!"

So, the first guy did just that.

The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How'd it turn out?"

"She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours!'"

lols.. thats a very erm happy wife

lmao she must be very happy ;D

lol, i feel sorry for the husband....hahhaa..

that's actually pretty sad....but still funny!

Ha, poor guy.

Lol, great birthday present for the wife. Too bad for the husband though.

Haha...I feel sorry for the guy!

Haha, poor guy.

Pretty good short.
Funny.

Ooo That is so mean. But that was hilarious. I need a coupon for sleeping.

Uhm...funny.

haha poor guy...lol but i'd do tha same thing

rofl. more lyke idiot.

hahhahaha !
that was funny !
happy wife poorrr guy !

haha lol poor guy lol
.:tony:.

ahahhas..sooooo smart of the guy..

dayum why are you saying poor guy huh? !!!!!

i say LUCKY GIRL!!!!

lol.. lucky girl

hahaha nice i like it. lucky girl, i agree! hehehe

hahaha.. its my birthday soon.. any one want to get me something?

poor man, happy wife lol...what a combination.

lol poor guy actually thought she will use it on him

rofl...haha omg

ouch. that would suck.

tsk tsk tsk

divorce????

lol... bad wife. lolz

aww..poor dude. that would be so f**ked up if it really happened

haha, what the? lol. its like not having sex unless u pay till now. ahahaha. poor girl.

Ahaha. Aww, ahaha, poor guy.

You didn't get the joke, evidently.

haha that's pretty sad, but still funny!

its funnily sad <-- is that even a word ?

hahah thats right baybee =)

lolz

rofl haha

lolz!!!!!!!

LOLZ, poor guy... =(

he doesnt give good sex. . .
but funny XD

he he. she is cheating on him!

good little joke!

ROFL. great one. (;

i feel bad for the husband >________<" hahahaha

DAMN you.. i was just about to post this.. hahah

lmao i wounder if she went to the guys house who told him to give that to her, lol