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Statistik
A plane was flyin by and one guy drops an apple and it hits a brunette guy and the guy on the plane lands where the brunette guy is and asks him "why are you crying?" and the brunette guy goes " an apple hit me on my head" then the second guy in the plane throwse a pumpkin down on a red head.. he lands where the red head is and asks " why are you crying?" and the red head goes "a pumpkin hit me on my head" and then the third guy throws a bomb down into a house with a blonde head he lands where a house is blown up. he asks the blonde head why he is laughing and the blonde head tells him "i farted and the house blew up"
MeanBastard
HUH?!
sweetdreamsx3
She thinks because she farted, the house blew up.
lilazneye10
i heard this joke lyke 3 years ago but it was funnie
TheSilenceInDiction
Not funny. At all.
i ami_am
lmao this funny...sortaa...??its ok i guess
heroin_like_high
yall are mean. mellow.gif

I thought it was funny. I never heard that one before.
diezelbabygrl_xoxo
i think this has been posted before, right? anyway, its a funny joke. made me laugh _smile.gif
nlgrl
hahaaa >.<<<
gigiopolis
*cough SPAM cough* It's really old too. Couldn't you spam NEWER material?

Anyways. The joke is pretty funny...but I got pretty pissed at reading it. It's one huge run-on sentence. Not attractive. Or easy to read.
Weird addiction
uuh...not funni at all...
faithin_felix
lol...blonds..
teenprincess
It would be funnier it you said it better. Plus I think most people have heard this joke already.
IBathedinAcid
Attach yourself to the front door of a grocery store about an hour before opening. You will be similar in appearance to a barnacled sea cucumber attached to the mossy surface of an undersea rock. You could try puffing out your cheeks while adhering your face to the glass (like annoying little kids do on long car rides). Make eye contact with the employees getting ready to open inside. Drool a little and act jittery - like you can't wait for the store to open.
As soon as a worker opens the door, shout, 'Oh, boy, oh boy!' while sprinting at top speed to the baking isle, and making as much commotion as possible. Emerge triumphantly with a bag of flour, and explain to the checkout person with extreme enthusiasm how you can't believe that you got a bag of flour (they're so hard to find) and how lucky you are. You could also cry tears of joy… happy.gif
eli5e
not taht funny... actually ...not funny at all... haha
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