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DrEaMgUy2K1
Wel... Heres a thread where u can just post your jokes....But there are some rules.

It cant discriminate i e - racism , prejudice.. and so on...

So if u got any post em.

I cant seem to find any humorous things with out racism or prejudice so i wont be participating ><;

Crap...forgot about humor forum [nwb] ... someone move this or close it ><; runs away.
x emo screamo x
Shouldn't this be in the Interests catergory? Under humor? huh.gif
sweetxsimplicity
QUOTE(x emo screamo x @ Oct 12 2004, 5:49 PM)
Shouldn't this be in the Interests catergory? Under humor?  huh.gif

Yep.

Here's one.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
HAHAHA laugh.gif

Nd' here's a joke story-ish kind of thing.

Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and all four nuns die. They get in line to go through pearly gates and wait for St. Peter to admit them.

St. Peter goes to the nuns and says "I realize that you are sisters of the cloth, but I must ask you if you have anything to report to me that might be a sin."

The sisters thought for a while and the first nun went to St. Peter. "I once touched a man's penis with this finger". St. Peter thought for a while and said. "I'm sure it was in the line of duty; Place your finger in that holy water and swirl it around." She did as she was instructed and "PING" she was in.

The second nun went to St. Peter and said, "I once touched a man's genitals with my entire right hand." Again St. Peter thought for a while and said, "I'm sure it was within your duties; Swirl your hand in that holy water and go in." The second nun did as she was instructed and "ping" she was in.

All of a sudden the 4th nun jumped in front of the 3rd nun. St. Peter was really confused by this. "How come you cut in front of Sister?"

The 4th nun replied, "I just wanted to know if I could gargle with that holy water before she soaked her a** in it!"
faithin_felix
topic closed


or about to be to, haha, i can't move anything, shucks.


well jokes should be here

http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showforum=33
imafreakinazn
QUOTE
Crap...forgot about humor forum [nwb] ... someone move this or close it ><; runs away.


uh...yeah. i was juss gonna say that. lol. yeah. buh i don't really have any good jokes..... - -;
AngelicEyz00
You douche, i effing told you in the chat u put it in the wrong place -_-

Moved to Humor
rhqtpie
haha the nun one is kinda funny
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