"You see, guys and girls are...different when it comes to late night fun times. Girls well, girls you see are like diesiel engines. It takes a little while to get them going, but once they start they can go for a looooooong time. Now guys on the other hand..well, guys are like bottle rockets. We go up....BOOM....oooo's...aaaah's..then its sleepy time"
"Now you see..just because a girl and a guy hear the same thing, it doesnt mean it means the same thing..get what i mean? A girl walks up to a guy and says, I dont have any underpants on. A guy thinks, oh yeah im gonna be getting busy tonight hey hey! Now a guy goes up to a girl and says, I dont have any underpants on, the girl may think, oh no..im going to have to wash those pants twice."
Now for everyones favorite..
You might be a redneck if..
You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
You think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.
You think safe sex is a padded headboard.
You think subdivision is part of a math problem.
You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.
You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.
Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
and..
you might be a redneck if....Your parents met at a family reunion/you go to your family reunion looking for a girl friend.
im sorry but this guy is so hilarious, anyone eles heard of him? here is his picture:
