Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

I usually post funny things in my Xanga, so if you're ever bored, just click the 'Be Entertained' link on my signature.

nice those are nice ones

lmao thats funny

I remember those. There are so much more though.

lol those are funny...
perverted guys...

Haha...

damn hahahah... THOSE ARE MEAN COMEBACKS HAHAHA

HAHAHA I REMEMBER THAT ITS FROM FUNNYJUNK.COM HAHAHA IT SO FUNNY

muahaa i use these every chance i get!

LOL!! got remember those! they'll come in handy one day...

Lol, here're two:

Guy: "You wanna' go to my place?"
Girl: "Well I don't know. Can two people fit under a rock?"

Guy: "Can I have your number?"
Girl: "Sure. You can find it in the phonebook."
Guy: "But I don't even have your name."
Girl: "That's in the phonebook too."

Lol. Those're great.

I love these two!!! :D

thatz awesome!! i luv it....LOL!!

haha....i love it

And another one:

Guy: You must've fallen from the sky
Girl: You must've fallen on your head

ive herd all these...

those are pretty nice. all those pickup lines are so cheesy and overused

haha got to remember those u never know when thosell come in handy

nvrmd all of mine were repeats

haha i've heard some of them before but thats cra-Z!!!

um.. this is what i say if a guy was to do the following

"eff u biatch"
"u kno i WUD, but im afraid im not in legal age to have sex"
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....
"eff u biatch"
"no thanks"
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...
"eff u biatch"
"sorry , but i prefere sex AFTER marriage"

....they arent that funni, but they DO shut them up.
n if a girl said to me"eff u biatch" then i say .."honey, i aint lezbo"

hahaha nice

haha i like dis 1 Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

lol nice

hahaha thats good.