a god accidently flung a chicken wing a MJ and his nose came off...

then eminem got a bunch of gilrs to stop on his nose in like in the "just lose it" video

evidentally if was deformed because it was made out of a polymer which never destroys

he and michael jackson are now best friends because they both have fake noses

but when he went home that night that michaels nose had fallen into his pants

MJ went took eminem to the hospital & found out he was paralyzed. eminem broke up with MJ cuz he said MJ was the reason he was paralyzed.

eminem finally got realesed by some nurses & he took them all home with him.

while in the house they did...

then eminem had his nurses but him in the shower cuz he had trouble getting in.then....

MJ molested a smart science prof. and get a antiparalize formula out of him....

while rkelly was video taping himself peeing on a 12 year old MJ...

who evidently was a former child prostitute...

THE END

^this a NEVER ENDING STORY!! gah ppl like that get annoying...anyways...


Eminem was getting poor and had to live on the streets so he asked the bag lady to marry him because he wanted $$$ again and the bag lady fell for him again nad gave hm some antiparalyzing meds.

the end

-topic closed-

oh i wish....

once anti paralized he came out with his new song "just lose it"

mur and kur gain superman powers and become famous

whish sold acid to little gansta toddlers

the little gansta toddlers we ruled by the SUPER DUPER DUST BUNNIES!!! aka 7 yr olds and all chaos was roming